How can I achieve this power
I think the dog went nuts. Is he planning something?
Keep walkin
Smarter than some people already
That’s how my golden retriever is tbh
Living Space
No sound needed
I don't know if it's done before.
Wait if Thomas is being kidnapped by Optimus Prime does that make Thomas a decepticon
Poor eggy
There's no doubt. me
No one robs the hut
The Death Star was a clone
Karma is real.
Jus as I hough hings couldn’ ge any worse
This whole stimulus thing feel familiar to anyone else?
ah yes of course
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this
You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind
Nice one buddy
Updated my pants for quarantine
I have 50 free hours of AOL online. I am giving it away for free. Please send me a private message if you would like it.
I forgot..
So this dude just strolled by my truck. . He must have been out for a Wok.
Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale
From the mind of a child comes my life philosophy
Yarr being keeping folks out for Ya
We are the Earth's head lice
I think I have a secret admirer. They left a flour on my car this morning.
Teachers during CovidTimes
M O O D
I can show you some trash.
Give cash instead
Hey mom, whats there?
Nice try death, I'm not falling for that one
mah nigga
Monthly Python
Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS
Serious question: I've had this sticker on my car for 6 or 7 months. Is this on poor taste these days or is it funnier than ever? Should I remove it?
The Fourth Horseman has arrived.
Everything about this bar in Rome was epic
The perfect face mask doesn't exi...
Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money.
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Richard from today, who liked to interrupt his wife to answer every question I asked.
"Why, God, why?"
Kiwisowkis
yes
What little control I had left
Pennywise out here testing me
sad pigeon
Succ a dik for a paid sick week
accurate
Fiancé is a mailman and found this on his route
Justice was served today
Up to here!!
Sheeit
One man, one bat, one extremely infectious disease.
This is how my daughter's Paw Patrol book ends.
dad stahp
No kids...
Beaver Fever
Sauron is a landlord and the Nazguls are cops
I made myself a sticker
who said happy endings don't exist
This dog looks like Steve Carell
Think the neighbours had enough?
Trivia
Straight from the mind of my 10 year old niece with their new kitten. All we did was click the mouse here and there. What do ya’s think?
Back to formula
Quarantine isn't stopping anyone for working.
Firewall
THOT DETECTED
Let it pour from heaven, that hot dark rain, bathe me in red, I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
Truth is
A modern day Picasso.
Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
It's like watching a Fun Run every day
Jealous Queen
DAS RITE!
This joke holds up!
sad
2020 edition
come on man don't do me like that
All the new quarantine bakers in a few weeks
DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE
In other words
Well if that isn't the truth!
If you only know what I am talking about
Potato Tomato
Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch
Sometimes you just forget...
Pick it up and take it home
yes
I Mustache You For Validation
Peripatetic
What a bunch of ***s.
I love tech
Must have gotten hold of cookies
I giggled more than I ought to.
oh my