simp

I pause It Chapter Two at the wrong time

big OOF (first post :P)

The Perfect House

Stop right there

If the shoe fits..

Nice

I mean, tell me I’m wrong

5G

Yup

I can show you some trash.........

Every god-damned time

wait

How long until it gets burned down

Pretty much identical

This perfectly timed shot of my dog playing with his toy.

When the message gets lost in translation

This bear at the zoo just had his tongue sticking out and I laughed way too hard

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That's what I call a SWOP

dreams

Affection

Clearly not my picture but I found it funny

gordon ramsay when he was a kid

Illegal in 2020

can't wait

Learn New Skills

deznal cooms

It’s been a long time

Hitting “randomize” on a video game character build

Ain't got no title

You'd think spidey sense would've seen it coming

anyone has data to spare?

My mom commissioned a portrait of her dog and it might be the greatest piece of art I've ever seen

Relatable

Ladies, get those beach bodies ready!

QUEEN ... as it should have been right from the start and therefor no re.

Student Life Problems...

Age of Mythology

Thanks to the quarantine, I just had the most comfortable interview in my life.

My stimulus check won’t come down off the roof

Flight of the Conchords, Ahead of their times

My dad, my fiancé, and I built a snowman today . Banana for scale.

Awkward wardrobe malfunction

I would have played Popcorn by Hot Butter

The jokes keep coming...

I'm voting Vermin Supreme

I asked my Thai Place to make it so spicy someone would get in trouble ... They gave me this.

These nurses knows what's up

Got bored since quarantine and shaved my beard down to a mustache. Couldn’t resist.

Just put your phone in rice, should be fine in the morning

aint going to heaven anyways

*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*

Yoshi commited tax fraud

Dark.

Good save

title

Comedy status: Achieved

Crossover

If you dont have a mask, you make your own

Hammerhead shark made out of hammer heads.

Peppa Pig's second album will never live up to the hype >:(

An honest review of grocery pickup service

Where you at cabron?!

We all need this

turntables

Oh daddy

My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom

heck

Oh great, this means we’ll be seeing Christmas ads soon

I wouldn't mind an explanation

Does this count as essential in these times?

I wonder what's going on under that roof..

Can't believe it's been three years since

Every Zoom meeting for work

They will learn the hard way

Nobody:

My dad was a professional cartoonist til I was born 23 years ago - now he’s trying to get back into it

staring is indeed rude

Worth

Japanese media keep focusing on PM Abe’s small mask, yet there’s this guy beside him.

Some say furry artists are overpayed

demented compass

when the quarantine is over and you forget you're in a public restroom

How can I achieve this power

I think the dog went nuts. Is he planning something?

Keep walkin

Smarter than some people already

That’s how my golden retriever is tbh

Living Space

No sound needed

I don't know if it's done before.

Wait if Thomas is being kidnapped by Optimus Prime does that make Thomas a decepticon

Poor eggy

There's no doubt. me

No one robs the hut

The Death Star was a clone

Karma is real.

Jus as I hough hings couldn’ ge any worse

This whole stimulus thing feel familiar to anyone else?