My stimulus check won’t come down off the roof
Flight of the Conchords, Ahead of their times
My dad, my fiancé, and I built a snowman today . Banana for scale.
Awkward wardrobe malfunction
I would have played Popcorn by Hot Butter
The jokes keep coming...
I'm voting Vermin Supreme
I asked my Thai Place to make it so spicy someone would get in trouble ... They gave me this.
These nurses knows what's up
Got bored since quarantine and shaved my beard down to a mustache. Couldn’t resist.
Just put your phone in rice, should be fine in the morning
aint going to heaven anyways
*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*
Yoshi commited tax fraud
Dark.
Good save
title
Comedy status: Achieved
Crossover
If you dont have a mask, you make your own
Hammerhead shark made out of hammer heads.
Peppa Pig's second album will never live up to the hype >:(
An honest review of grocery pickup service
Where you at cabron?!
We all need this
turntables
Oh daddy
My son found some "stickers" in the bathroom
heck
Oh great, this means we’ll be seeing Christmas ads soon
I wouldn't mind an explanation
Does this count as essential in these times?
I wonder what's going on under that roof..
Can't believe it's been three years since
Every Zoom meeting for work
They will learn the hard way
Nobody:
My dad was a professional cartoonist til I was born 23 years ago - now he’s trying to get back into it
staring is indeed rude
Worth
Japanese media keep focusing on PM Abe’s small mask, yet there’s this guy beside him.
Some say furry artists are overpayed
demented compass
when the quarantine is over and you forget you're in a public restroom
How can I achieve this power
I think the dog went nuts. Is he planning something?
Keep walkin
Smarter than some people already
That’s how my golden retriever is tbh
Living Space
No sound needed
I don't know if it's done before.
Wait if Thomas is being kidnapped by Optimus Prime does that make Thomas a decepticon
Poor eggy
There's no doubt. me
No one robs the hut
The Death Star was a clone
Karma is real.
Jus as I hough hings couldn’ ge any worse
This whole stimulus thing feel familiar to anyone else?
ah yes of course
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this
You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind
Nice one buddy
Updated my pants for quarantine
I have 50 free hours of AOL online. I am giving it away for free. Please send me a private message if you would like it.
I forgot..
So this dude just strolled by my truck. . He must have been out for a Wok.
Decorative wine bottle holder, banana for scale
From the mind of a child comes my life philosophy
Yarr being keeping folks out for Ya
We are the Earth's head lice
I think I have a secret admirer. They left a flour on my car this morning.
Teachers during CovidTimes
M O O D
I can show you some trash.
Give cash instead
Hey mom, whats there?
Nice try death, I'm not falling for that one
mah nigga
Monthly Python
Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS
Serious question: I've had this sticker on my car for 6 or 7 months. Is this on poor taste these days or is it funnier than ever? Should I remove it?
The Fourth Horseman has arrived.
Everything about this bar in Rome was epic
The perfect face mask doesn't exi...
Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money.
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Richard from today, who liked to interrupt his wife to answer every question I asked.
"Why, God, why?"
Kiwisowkis
yes
What little control I had left
Pennywise out here testing me
sad pigeon
Succ a dik for a paid sick week
accurate
Fiancé is a mailman and found this on his route
Justice was served today
Up to here!!
Sheeit