you can be as cool as you want, but yoi'll never be as cool as this breakdancing piece of wood
I stole this
...which makes my experience even better!
i blame the croatians
Guys... I don't think he's gonna be happy
A Picture of my new dog isn’t she great
Good job Elon
I wonder if he hit it dragon style...
My Wife said “This looks familiar”
It's American Man
Just ordered from dominoes n in the delivery directions I wrote. "I got the Rona dawg. just leave it on the stoop" delivery driver left this note on my order.
How New York City reminds you to stay safe
I don’t think my grandma knows how gift cards work
Best name for a bug
My daughter got a camera for a birthday. One of the first things she did with it was to barge in the bathroom and take a pic of me taking a dump.
The child found my wig, my grandfather quit drinking, dad started to stutter
To cheer me up during stay-at-home my friend knitted me this little bucket of dicks.
Never submitted it anyways
Might want to reconsider that USB hub design...
What's your cat's breed? Uh, he's a crossbreed of trolls and Variags and his name is Gothmog.
Yeah. I’ve felt that way too.
When COVID19 is over and you can finally go finish the eight grade
The only thing to complete this scheme that's missing is a tinfoil hat
Elon Musk's son, named X Æ A-12 Musk, bonding with other babies in the nursery room
cross the t's...
Because it makes sense
X Æ A-12 ultrasound leaked
There is a trend.
we are keepers of the peace, not soldiers
Oh geez, Doc
After Murder Hornets....Watch out for Shark Birds!!!
For the motherland!
I’m going to be up all night thinking about this
I can get in there real deep
2020 bad lmao
Unfortunately I found this way more funny than it should’ve been..
Meanwhile the essential workers speak Vietnamese
There are no more panels bc there will be no more months
Forget everything and rakija
I want to work in this office.
HELLO IM NEW HERE THIS MY FIRST POST ITS OC THANK YOU BYE
Change of heart?
A man of focus, commitment and sheer f*cking will
We all know why
US doctors trying to stop a patient from leaving without paying (colorized)
Naming your child X Æ A-12
It finally makes sense
Cats, Dogs, and Quarantines
Krokodil is badass
Fire crackers are tools for simps
2020 year of the rat for sure
That lovely smile was to say “Thank You”.
Grower or Show-her?
I put a zombie face in front of our baby monitor. My wife was not happy when she checked on our baby in the middle of the night.
There's also a dildo in it which you can't see
I hope Benji will be a'ight
We came here to collect our monthly pets.
This can’t be real
It’s hard to say
"boog bois" are larpers, don't @ me.
Murder Hornets, now this.
Your daily facebookposting
tastes different [OC]
I think I found an Ant Fight Club.
I wish to eat the fruit
I actually have ADD, and can’t count the number of days I’ve had like this
good pic tho
Day vs Night
Master of the sphincter
10 years since Bill Gates told me that lunch was a once a day thing.