Had a kid the other day. First thing I packed was correct 'dad-ttire' for the trip home.

Turtle strategy best strategy

its eyes so wobbly

Not very cash money of Russia.

Hentai!!

Why is dentistry important? Lol

praise be

I can't tell if she's a giant or if that door is really small or if thats Thomas the Tank Engine on her knee

imagine being so cucked by ideology that you complain about girls making out

title

jk there are two gas leaks

Memories

Don’t you dare say no

If you live in Chicago, get ready to die on Sunday. On the bright side, Monday will be cooler...

This is the best cosplay hands down

eheh

nooo dont go to college you're too poor haha

Weight loss program:-)

ZoZo

Do i look good mom? You look wonderful dear

Just a casual conversation

Ea announced new controller.

21.2 GB counting

Wololo

guess I'm a criminal scum

Yoshi was right all along

hope

The battery backup we deserve

Lucas do be vibing

Just a matter of time here in the US...

Only gets better with time

I’m in danger!

It brings me joy.

YyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

That's pretty much it!

i thought he said imagination

Dad bought mom a new mask

No fishing!

My Viagra came in discrete packaging

I just want crossplay

Sneaking out to see a game

Focus, commitment and sheer ***ing will.

Just slight

Just like the guards at Buckingham Palace

Introducing the new Google "Nest" camera

I would throw down $100 to see that

Well, in the book he says that he feels like he becomes the food that he makes

What a ***ing chad

Only ps5 worth buying

*** this propaganda

I'm going to take every fruit on the island

Cool boi

The same escalation tactics used by law enforcement

Black Bear best bear

Pew pew pew

Let me get my popcorn ready.

A very compelling argument to become a volunteer firefighter

I do the Simpson posts here guys

“sweet glutes bro..”

the secret of monki island

Time to turn up

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

Maybe we are misjudging him

Son Be ready for this story!!

is it spam or not?

Snuck a active smartphone into prison

Are you still there?

Don't worry, your identity is safe with our sophisticated pixellisation system

I to wish to learn her skill

Sword cleaners

current objective: hide

13 50 smh my head

Pretty Genius

They got a Part Time Job.

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.

Would you go?

Have a great monday.

Very deep

nom

This Happened at Persona

Cursed

I didnt know what to post so here is an introvert comic

It's gotten better over the years

Gimme that 100$

Don't throw away old dolls heads. They make great night lights for your kids.

help your folks out, guys, check their phones once in a while

My 10 year old son drew a cartoon for me today - he has a bright future in dad jokes

Run

Dear bike thief...

Michelle get the mask.

All it needed was a comma

Tipping

IT LIVES!!!

Tony

This how they hold money in cartoons

Magic Dust :)

the kock comment got me

What would do if this happened with you ?

You go first

It’s stealth