Counterpoint: he can fuᴄk and eat ass at the same time

Urinating inside another person, disgusting

I also like to hide things in my house while renovating. This will be under the carpet in the basement when we move.

libertarian ethno-nationalist

that disappointment

Member When?

vet gave him the good stuff

The boomer griller had enough

My two hens look like they’re about to drop the sickest mixtape of 2020

Funny but true...

Ah yes the turns have tabled

Ah yes, straight down

There's something odd about my new wheels I just can't quite put my finger on.

The evolution of trash:

Imagine trying to go for a wee when drunk

repent

The only good perk of living in Alabama

Brail just makes it funnier

yes

Hopefully it will be a quick death.....

Fever dreams are a portents of the future

Cat in glass

Young brainyrs doing some impressive art

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Minnesota highways

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pmd is legit

I think of her often

The wholesome spook

Listen people!

Slick this guy is

Cat getting its nails trimmed.

Who else recycles the box while making dinner, just to have to look at the directions again??

This guy > Everybody else with a fence.

Seeing each other at the gym after 3 months of quarantine.

This man has his priorities straight

Mask-wearing champion since 1987.

My old PSPs battery swelled to an alarming degree, after opening the case I decided it could have been much much worse.

Renovating the house, decided to put this in the wall before its boarded up so I can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack

Mexico.

My new laptop arrived in a box with warnings not to open it with a saw, axe, blowtorch, flail or... a carrot!

Yeah sure ill buy that string

I didn't know she had a diaper

Stephen Hawking does a joke

Ah, so unfortunate

My sister decided to take up baking. She's not the domesticated type.

bowl

Took a while

Expert Gardener

Oh deer

Ah. Yes. The chosen one.

"Try to poison me again with those apples ***. See what happens."

I have my knitting to keep me busy

Very cool.

Check the placement of the flower before you buy the dress ladies.

Hmmm π

Why does no one believe me that my cat can talk?

This unfortunate sign I saw on my walk home. Hopefully they get some help.

*** around and find out

Found on FB! Thought I would share:), made me laugh

My buddy’s kid looks like Mugatu.

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What happens in Paris, doesn't stay in Paris.

Tell us your *** sex stories I'm sure you guys have!

Someone find Brendan Fraser

We have evolved beyond flying cars now

How the rest of the world is dealing with the USA and our response to the Rona

Culture pure and undistilled

American Girl Doll of the Year

Important things to look out for if you are ever being raided.

Gamer rise up

Plug me back in!

Fool.

That ought to spice up the neighborhood

nuke that site

GET OFF MY BRICKS!!!!!

Plague Grad 2020

No need to wait!

Gonna surprise my wife this month

BBQ

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DIY Vader

:-(

Big Potato

So many pixels!

error

Forget about the virus, we gonna die tomorrow @ 2.

When was Germany ever anti-Semitic?.... What is semitic anyways

Dog boi

Yes, yes I am

Toyota Cybertruck

Dear God, what have they done? MONSTERS!

Not even morning people can beat that level of crackhead energy

How the job market feel these days

GTA VI St. Louis

Wait till you meet my secret friends :D!

8/10 show, would recommend

Hello fellow humans