Steve Carell has kept this story very quiet...

Best I can do is 5

thank God it wasn't yours

Gotta collect them all

Took my daughter for a hike. She wanted to pack her own gear. This is what she packed.

This bro bumped into Sharon Stone while wearing a 'Basic Instinct' t-shirt.

Something we can all agree on, at last.

And the award for best costume goes to...

Dad Bod Szn

My son ate strawberries

You won a free ride to the gulag! UwU

color me surprised - or black

Waaa

He wields the sacred pass

2020 ....

Tooth

Abed

4th of July

The good place is dope

You gotta learn

Honestly yes

It is

always writing funny shit with the letters

time

there is no other path this wednesday

Topless Neighbour

Hang on kids, you need to hear about all the times your “uncles” slapped each other.

I came up with a dumb star wars joke

You're welcome

Chad coofers

joe joe

Asking the serious questions in Arizona

obligatory

Cleaning the fridge

#meetoo

Not fooling anyone..

“Oh.”

Odin smiles at me

Vishnu No Like Hand Washing

Tr8or

Indeed

Robert Brownie Jr

Alright, folks...

chad music

Slurps unsee juice

Happy Canada Day from Captain Canada!

Strong

If Gary Larson predicted 2020

A guide to the HL comment section

My adult niece makes face masks.

Look at him and laugh!!!

For the first time ever.. Annabelle is scared.

Always prepared

Do you wanna develop an app?

Sir yes sir!

At least i have a drink

How to introduce Star Wars to new viewers

$49.99

Counterpoint: he can fuᴄk and eat ass at the same time

Urinating inside another person, disgusting

I also like to hide things in my house while renovating. This will be under the carpet in the basement when we move.

libertarian ethno-nationalist

that disappointment

Member When?

vet gave him the good stuff

The boomer griller had enough

My two hens look like they’re about to drop the sickest mixtape of 2020

Funny but true...

Ah yes the turns have tabled

Ah yes, straight down

There's something odd about my new wheels I just can't quite put my finger on.

The evolution of trash:

Imagine trying to go for a wee when drunk

repent

The only good perk of living in Alabama

Brail just makes it funnier

yes

Hopefully it will be a quick death.....

Fever dreams are a portents of the future

Cat in glass

Young brainyrs doing some impressive art

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Minnesota highways

title

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pmd is legit

I think of her often

The wholesome spook

Listen people!

Slick this guy is

Cat getting its nails trimmed.

Who else recycles the box while making dinner, just to have to look at the directions again??

This guy > Everybody else with a fence.

Seeing each other at the gym after 3 months of quarantine.

This man has his priorities straight

Mask-wearing champion since 1987.

My old PSPs battery swelled to an alarming degree, after opening the case I decided it could have been much much worse.

Renovating the house, decided to put this in the wall before its boarded up so I can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack

Mexico.

My new laptop arrived in a box with warnings not to open it with a saw, axe, blowtorch, flail or... a carrot!