Apparently you guys like shower curtains, so here’s mine. You’re welcome.

AMMMEERRRRIIICCCCAAAAAAAA

I mean ... He’s not wrong.

Sorry, country music. It’s for all of us.

Also pictured, people who get Corona at a bar.

Masks Are Useless

I made this alt account exactly one year ago today as a joke in a comment thread. I am here for the whoring so please help me celebrate the best country in the nation.

Can we take a second to honor one of the best presidents the US has ever had.

What's going on?

The world be weird af

My 12-year-old daughter drew this for me in honor of today. Happy 4th.

The only true candidate.

If you made a pontoon boat out of a picnic table, complete with umbrella... you might be a redneck.

I’m curious what happened to World War 3-10

Too smart to live

Probably going to get another ban for this one, but it is funny!

Finally some good news.

The one movement everyone can get behind

American Lives Matter

Be that bro

I’m so motivated to go to the gym now

Mai rites

Russell is a true hero

Seemed fine at the moment

Coming soon! 2020: The Ride

But there's only 86 characters...

Those doorknobs

Suck our star spangled ding dongs

I wonder.

Grant, not Lee

Pœtætö

Call the lolice

I wonder who it will be.

Well sorted.

turns out that he was puerto rican

I told my wife to get frosted flakes and honey nut Cheerios.

Happy 4th from Mark Ruffalo!

English humour

I know y'all seeing this are butthurt

Detroit become sonless

My daughter took it upon herself to microwave some syrup for her waffles..... for 5 minutes!

It's all ogre now

Meanwhile in a parallel universe.....

Happy Independence Day! Have fun, stay safe & wear a FRIGGIN'mask.

Happy 4th everybody!

Happy Independence Day ya ***s

You're winner!

All eyes on me

if this aint got her your vote i got 100 more memes that will breh #firstfemalepresident

The sad thing is I hate fishing.

“Smile, you son-of-a—“

Blyat

Decided to surprise my girlfriend with a new shower curtain while she’s gone for the day. Hope I’m still home and not at work when she discovers it.

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Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Ancient photo...

Current sports stadiums look like PS2 games

Local railway station in Hungary

Anchovies, no breading.

Understandable

Majestic creatures

Washington Redskins - keep name, change logo to potato

Rain Sounds

new decade new face. who will it be

Laugh tracks are lame

Kakashi is a role model

I wish Thanos could snap the gazpacho away

Leave nothing to the imagination

       ßreh

I don't know if I should cook this potato, or take it to the hospital.

It's a joke about domestic violence

Made this at 1am the other night. Took me an hour. I think it really *sucks*

Saw In my local store today

I see all

Picky eater Tesla

Americans go bye bye

Sexy as heck

Fat PUMA logo

At least it's not gay

Never wear the same color as your chair on TV!

My 7 year old daughter took this picture and sent it to me.

My husband thoroughly enjoyed the science museum

This hurts on a personal level

Okay, First Off

I've lost count.

School did not prepare me for this

I shooed him off my lap and he gonna be a little *** about it

Everyone who wears glasses can relate

Sign at my local golf shop.

Jungle Juice

A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a bulbasaur

We're all doing it wrong

I saw this car today

Keep the name, change the logo?

Jimmy Kimmel then and now

Where are my toe beans?!

I would be inclined to agree

Spine? I have not heard.

Washington Redskins - keep the name, change the mascot. Problem solved

when it monday