My grandmother found a lanyard for her keys.

Goddamn Garfield

Park it in the coçkpit

All sold separately

Pizza time

This got a chuckle out of me.

Epsteining

Ah crap, Florida gators getting smart

The instructions on my new doormat

damn right im voting Jo Jo breh

My sister just set up Hulu at my parents' new place.

Put in and wink

can't think of a title .

Pop art of the top part of a pop tart

My brother has discovered that his swim shirt holds air

tattoo face swap

Dat wass veri phoonie

LA was insane

This 5 INCH deep water feature has a NO SWIMMING sign posted

Title is too long

Busted!!

eagle

anytime I pass a tree

Confusion intensifies

Mural in India

Pls no

How the rest of the world views the USA today

That's fair

I told my husband his tyres had been slashed

running

I'd take him back in a heartbeat

me lon

I decided to plant trees and save the world.

I'm smarter than a million babies combined

heres a cat. have nice day

cat club

Redneck ingenuity at its finest.....

Something went wrong: Title is too short. my ass

Quite accurate!

Funny now laugh

Stubborn men unite!

But still doesn't beat Joey's stage name Holden McGroin!

i give maxwell 6 days before she dies of covid 19 breh

they also have legal meth brehs lets go

it's 5 am in my place, and i'm about to sleep

Snoop Jogg

“Hey! How you doin’?”

everyone after coming out of lockdown

Hmm.. where have I seen this before ?

Tell me a ending happier than this

Totally hands-free! Instead of your hand, you use your hand!

No guys seriusly what the hell!

I can never drive my car again.

Our official flag

'Wear the dick mask'

Just let them die please

Another happy plot hole

Apparently you guys like shower curtains, so here’s mine. You’re welcome.

AMMMEERRRRIIICCCCAAAAAAAA

I mean ... He’s not wrong.

Sorry, country music. It’s for all of us.

Also pictured, people who get Corona at a bar.

Masks Are Useless

I made this alt account exactly one year ago today as a joke in a comment thread. I am here for the whoring so please help me celebrate the best country in the nation.

Can we take a second to honor one of the best presidents the US has ever had.

What's going on?

The world be weird af

My 12-year-old daughter drew this for me in honor of today. Happy 4th.

The only true candidate.

If you made a pontoon boat out of a picnic table, complete with umbrella... you might be a redneck.

I’m curious what happened to World War 3-10

Too smart to live

Probably going to get another ban for this one, but it is funny!

Finally some good news.

The one movement everyone can get behind

American Lives Matter

Be that bro

I’m so motivated to go to the gym now

Mai rites

Russell is a true hero

Seemed fine at the moment

Coming soon! 2020: The Ride

But there's only 86 characters...

Those doorknobs

Suck our star spangled ding dongs

I wonder.

Grant, not Lee

Pœtætö

Call the lolice

I wonder who it will be.

Well sorted.

turns out that he was puerto rican

I told my wife to get frosted flakes and honey nut Cheerios.

Happy 4th from Mark Ruffalo!

English humour

I know y'all seeing this are butthurt

Detroit become sonless

My daughter took it upon herself to microwave some syrup for her waffles..... for 5 minutes!

It's all ogre now

Meanwhile in a parallel universe.....