Excel: Invite e-girl to eat fig

Time to expand the Empire

d(ch)ad

brehmocrats and brehpublicans

The Bill Gates frame-of-reference

Fuᴄking racists

still brehferable to be yourself brehs

Thank you she's beautiful

Cry, Jon.

This car drove passed us. Deadass thought its just the skin. Its cars. Tiny cars. Fricking tiny cars.

Sad

I think we have a lead on this....

I bring news

when will this curse known as big pp end?

its canon harry potter

A lot to comprehend

bwombs uwu

too soon?

Shit posting on Next Door

Just your average recipe book

That kind of a year

Best prank ever. Found these keys outside my work. Called the number on them. Apparently, dozens of sets of these keys were spread all over our town and the guy had been getting calls all day.

Follow safety steps if you wanna live

Should you eat that bacon? Found at a bakery in Charlottesville

This guy was following me asking what year it is, what a weirdo..

Owl gets arrested

My fortune cookie paper

Okay, ouch, I didn't ask for this degree of truth today, but also yes

It wasn’t legal before?

I've always focused on his shirt, but the Google search is a gem. "How to get my mum" And the suggestions are: 1. to love me, 3. to stop drinking, and the second one I can't read. Golden.

The Social Mob

As a dog owner I can approve this

Work Ethic

Probably a repost. I am sure everone has seen this already, but it made me laugh.

Well at least he's both his wife's husband and boyfriend

This is knot funny!

The experiment.

Just really feelin Wheel of Fortune tonight

In my store

Bruh.

One Adam Six Nine, requesting backup. This one's too big to handle on my own.

I drew this grumpy vulture

This tortoise is Cold Blooded

It's getting faster

Stay safe friends.

I hate technology

an afternoon at the museum

Summer 2020 - expectations and reality

Slide.

A Story About Tolls...

Royal Rumble.

meth.

Ron Swanson’s mustache looks good on me

my new vacuum cleaner looks like a teutonic armor for cats

A friend of mine sent me this.

At the bank.

It's funny because it's true

They recommended you have three glasses of wine and it assembles itself. Working on the first glass now

This chef looked eerily familiar to me...

Time To Shut Down

Sushi jousting

This is not a crack house but a crack home

Sooooo worth it!

hello

The Drive-Through

Nothing to worry about

7 billion people in this world and I’m so glad he was chosen as the face of our company!

goodnight sweet prince

yeet

Literally happened to me 2 weeks ago

Did my fortune cookie just threaten me?

Finding nemo on realistic graphics

Even COVID can't stop Indian TV series

Gamming generation gap

My favorite mural of all time. Asheville, North Carolina.

Nice welcome message at the in laws new home.

probably cant make the conversion

On this day, six years ago,Rihanna bathed in sewer from Rio de janeiro, thinking it was a beautiful Brazilian beach.

Heard someone talking loudly outside my window. Looked out, this is what I saw.

MUM TAKE OUT THE CREDIT CARD-

Yeah it does!

Men over 35 with skinny jeans

Freedom of '76.

It takes a global pandemic for the world to appreciate kalsarikännit

I am vengeance. I am the night.

The Cat I Need

Same. I have not even installed the launcher

Official Flag Of The World 2020

We’ve all experienced this.

Hustler

waffer

Nice *** bro

In quotes

Selfcest is the best

No balaclavas to be worn in the bank thank you

Even cloud paintings block the sun

Teetles

The system was working fine wtf

Shaking a Beverage

The look my dog gives me as I clean his infected anal gland and apply his ointment