A sushi restaurant didn't leave a pen, so we used chopsticks and soy sauce.

See you soon.

It's a bonus of the job

Grandma won't eat her peas...

Girls with photoshop:

my breh: breh why are taking a picture of my fridge? - me: you wouldn't understand breh :9

Stocks go woosh.

The betrayal

Chicken arms.

I only signed up for one post

i do not see america i have torn my eyes out

Zuckerberg on the beach

Ah, puns

I’d hate to go to this school...sounds crappy

My mum wasn't very pleased

Here are some incredibly good looking yet useless shovels

Quite the irony

a grumpy tiger

DC condos really pretend that this is ok

Say it aint so...

This company picnic is doing it right!

I LOL’d

Enjoying Corona premium

*revs up my Prius*

This was on the counter of my local comic book store.

You can pay to add your picture, what's wrong with that idea?

Fox News and CNN both bad right brehs

Everything is relative

Geez.

Problem solving nowadays

but for some reason the neighbor's wifi doesn't work for me

Always money

"It just doesn't scream autumn...Maybe if she was holding a leaf?"

My 10yo son wanted me to share with all of you the suit of armor he’s been constructing.

My original

Gotta be protected

He got out scot-free

Seems very appropriate these days.

I'm not a giant , I'm just installing new flooring at a pre-school

Just a dog chillin

I feel safer already!

gotcha

Reminds me of that South Park episode about bikers.

Sushi time

Roomba wearing a maid outfit

Save the raccoons!!

Come

I would honestly give him 3 out of 3

This Mirror

The audacity

Kudos to the funny worker at JJ

USA number 1

I should have guessed it when she glowed in the dark

Dang it Jim

march forward my children

It's like a cooler version of a parrot

Time to wage war against Coca Cola

Tis Better To Have Been Cucked and Lost, Than To Have Ever Simped At All

Chad, suppressor of riots

Ahhhhhhh!!!

i thought the onion was satire lel breh

A Bad Dog

How to be a farmer

gulp gulp gulp

This protester for democracy in Bangkok yesterday.

My cat turned 3, she was not impressed with the celebrations

Are you on catraception?

Lewis got this in the bag EZ

Re-enactment Photo

Four

Devil's advocate

Four

Gandalf the Grey

Got one for you

beep

Vote Farris for President

That first email address... uugghh.

Will the SIMPs ever discover that there are free p*rn sites in the internet?

That’s how you know it’s true love

Funny date

Four

Amazon is not much optimistic about the future

I asked my dad why he wasn’t eating. He said his pork bun was staring at him defiantly

I'm gonna wipe out the entire population of africa

Name Something Better

:^)

$2000 bird warmer

This fight

Get the job done son

Spank the booty sandwich

Unhand me, Satan!

serious leek under the sink

Polish speedway fans wanted to see the match badly, so they got themselves 18 cranes

Turntables the how!

Must admit he looks pretty cool doe.

Medusa: 1 - Jesus: 0

yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuy

Honk Honk

The forbidden stools

This exactly.