Gotta be protected

He got out scot-free

Seems very appropriate these days.

I'm not a giant , I'm just installing new flooring at a pre-school

Just a dog chillin

I feel safer already!

gotcha

Reminds me of that South Park episode about bikers.

Sushi time

Roomba wearing a maid outfit

Save the raccoons!!

Come

I would honestly give him 3 out of 3

This Mirror

The audacity

Kudos to the funny worker at JJ

USA number 1

I should have guessed it when she glowed in the dark

Dang it Jim

march forward my children

It's like a cooler version of a parrot

Time to wage war against Coca Cola

Tis Better To Have Been Cucked and Lost, Than To Have Ever Simped At All

Chad, suppressor of riots

Ahhhhhhh!!!

i thought the onion was satire lel breh

A Bad Dog

How to be a farmer

gulp gulp gulp

This protester for democracy in Bangkok yesterday.

My cat turned 3, she was not impressed with the celebrations

Are you on catraception?

Lewis got this in the bag EZ

Re-enactment Photo

Four

Devil's advocate

Four

Gandalf the Grey

Got one for you

beep

Vote Farris for President

That first email address... uugghh.

Will the SIMPs ever discover that there are free p*rn sites in the internet?

That’s how you know it’s true love

Funny date

Four

Amazon is not much optimistic about the future

I asked my dad why he wasn’t eating. He said his pork bun was staring at him defiantly

I'm gonna wipe out the entire population of africa

Name Something Better

:^)

$2000 bird warmer

This fight

Get the job done son

Spank the booty sandwich

Unhand me, Satan!

serious leek under the sink

Polish speedway fans wanted to see the match badly, so they got themselves 18 cranes

Turntables the how!

Must admit he looks pretty cool doe.

Medusa: 1 - Jesus: 0

yuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuy

Honk Honk

The forbidden stools

This exactly.

Friend from England is coming to visit Canada and stay in my guest room. Finally found a use for the bargain bin pillows I brought home from Japan. He is not allowed to remove them.

Fun at Walmart...

Im really excited to try this French grocery store that just opened on my block

No. ***ing.reason.

When Game Is Life

20 minutes of flavor in that semi.

Quick quip

As a Canadian, I can vouch for this

My best friend took a power nap on my floor and she was very productive during that time

Follow me for more fitness secrets

My mom chopped open a bell pepper today

Act of Love

''Be a dentist', they said. 'It's a steady job', they said.

The inside of a cheese grater, or the backdrop for a 2000s rap video?

Rules just ruin the fun

I didn't know that.

Sometimes you got to be direct

me, thinking about slov

The way my dogs fur wraps around her neck looks like she's wearing her very own fur coat

Hey thanks buddy

no victim no crime amirite brehs

Someone really doesn't want this cat to get out

“CAn I sPeAk tO tHe mAnaGer oF tHis gAlaXy”

That's a big Ben

I appreciated this bathroom sign

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Stare at your reflection

tape the camera and the mic brehs

Some bleach please

Idiocracy gets better each time I watch it. A very underrated movie. Watch it if you haven’t.

It ain't easy being cheesy

no YOU were brehs with Epstein!

Title

This sad ball is funny

Joseph..