Fun at Walmart...
Im really excited to try this French grocery store that just opened on my block
No. ***ing.reason.
When Game Is Life
20 minutes of flavor in that semi.
Quick quip
As a Canadian, I can vouch for this
My best friend took a power nap on my floor and she was very productive during that time
Follow me for more fitness secrets
My mom chopped open a bell pepper today
Act of Love
''Be a dentist', they said. 'It's a steady job', they said.
The inside of a cheese grater, or the backdrop for a 2000s rap video?
Rules just ruin the fun
I didn't know that.
Sometimes you got to be direct
me, thinking about slov
The way my dogs fur wraps around her neck looks like she's wearing her very own fur coat
Hey thanks buddy
no victim no crime amirite brehs
Someone really doesn't want this cat to get out
“CAn I sPeAk tO tHe mAnaGer oF tHis gAlaXy”
That's a big Ben
I appreciated this bathroom sign
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Stare at your reflection
tape the camera and the mic brehs
Some bleach please
Idiocracy gets better each time I watch it. A very underrated movie. Watch it if you haven’t.
It ain't easy being cheesy
no YOU were brehs with Epstein!
Title
This sad ball is funny
Joseph..
Hold it spiderman
My brother in law says it looks like a rat licked a battery
sipderman
Me and the boys looking for a game.
We'll never know...
It works every f**ing time
I'll admit it was a tight parking space but I squeezed into it. Never thought i’d have this left on my windshield for my accomplishment though.
After Life
:3
No homo tho
Ara ara in the distance
What the devil is going on here?
Excel: Invite e-girl to eat fig
Time to expand the Empire
d(ch)ad
brehmocrats and brehpublicans
The Bill Gates frame-of-reference
Fuᴄking racists
still brehferable to be yourself brehs
Thank you she's beautiful
Cry, Jon.
This car drove passed us. Deadass thought its just the skin. Its cars. Tiny cars. Fricking tiny cars.
Sad
I think we have a lead on this....
I bring news
when will this curse known as big pp end?
its canon harry potter
A lot to comprehend
bwombs uwu
too soon?
Shit posting on Next Door
Just your average recipe book
That kind of a year
Best prank ever. Found these keys outside my work. Called the number on them. Apparently, dozens of sets of these keys were spread all over our town and the guy had been getting calls all day.
Follow safety steps if you wanna live
Should you eat that bacon? Found at a bakery in Charlottesville
This guy was following me asking what year it is, what a weirdo..
Owl gets arrested
My fortune cookie paper
Okay, ouch, I didn't ask for this degree of truth today, but also yes
It wasn’t legal before?
I've always focused on his shirt, but the Google search is a gem. "How to get my mum" And the suggestions are: 1. to love me, 3. to stop drinking, and the second one I can't read. Golden.
The Social Mob
As a dog owner I can approve this
Work Ethic
Probably a repost. I am sure everone has seen this already, but it made me laugh.
Well at least he's both his wife's husband and boyfriend
This is knot funny!
The experiment.
Just really feelin Wheel of Fortune tonight
In my store
Bruh.
One Adam Six Nine, requesting backup. This one's too big to handle on my own.
I drew this grumpy vulture
This tortoise is Cold Blooded
It's getting faster
Stay safe friends.
I hate technology
an afternoon at the museum
Summer 2020 - expectations and reality
Slide.
A Story About Tolls...
Royal Rumble.
meth.
Ron Swanson’s mustache looks good on me
my new vacuum cleaner looks like a teutonic armor for cats