war
Freedom to not wear a mask
gorilla in a coupe
This is my aunt’s rooster. His name is Joe Exotic.
I mean like can you believe him
2020 summer body
senior tacos simulator
98.4% DNA similarity to humans on display
ehehehehehe
Every time I see this Star Trek ad, I think of Friday
*relurks*
Redneck dog drops some wisdom
Distance socially, wear a mask
Cat + tiny rubber hands = Judgmental cat who demands an explanation.
odd fellow
Am I wrong to think they look alike?
Take that book, this is my spot now.
Pain [OC]
Dad retired today. He’s been home 5 min.
We're looking for drugs...
Understandable, have a great day
Win-win
Let’s see how hard you are after THIS!!!
Yeah boi
Glass door for sale. Assembly required.
yes
Get a load of this [REDACTED]
I tried to be cute and carved "I love u" into my wife's banana last night and this morning, it looked like a note from a stalker. 0/10 Will not do again.
Mark Zuckerburg testified yesterday along with other tech ceos
It also has my 1tb of "homework" folder
priorities set
*screaming in the terminal*
Apparently Balrogs are French, which honestly makes sense
Who created God?
snek 100
So today I went to /b/ for the first time since 2015, first thread I saw:
This propane tank painted like Hank Hill's Lego head
Glue sniffers.
true
Hollywood is just getting lazy at this point.
Monopoly money
Give it time to simmer
Grim Reaper protesting to open scools in Houston
The Universal Phrase
I killed her
I just realized this...
Are Bill Cosby jokes still funny?
The first thing you see after arriving in Finland
Skype called my father during quarantine, this is what I saw when he picked up.
Life these days
Also, your co-workers have a group chat where they talk about you behind your back
I'd be shocked as well
Cries in loneliness
Japanese people are the best at falling asleep.. this happens when we drive ANYWHERE more than 10 minutes.
Driving through a city nearby and came across this little corona, the guy driving has a pretty great sense of humour...
Important things
You can't always be a murder hobo
Please, Be nice...
Join us, Sasha. Be one of us. You know you want to.
So awkward when this happens!
I see a man of culture
I like my nicotine like i like my horoscope.
Italians are screaming
Please just don’t
You'll have to look twice
On The Ledge
The similarities are uncanny
Look same
Its a sign
That would be more convincing
Manual proper working position and Me
When you use reverse uno card
Come on really ???
one day breh <3
Just looking at my schools seniors quotes.
I think my local smokeshop is done dealing with the local trash.
Cross contamination... cross contamination everywhere
Practice safe breathing
I updated my medical ID.
He knew he couldn't take it with him!
When someone asks you how hot it is outside
nowhere is safe
Dave Chappelle and David Letterman randomly sitting in Yellow Springs, OH.
Today I got a kick out of my fortune cookie.
2022 is looking hopeful
Statue honoring those who refused to wear a mask
My dog’s body was cut during a panoramic shot and now I’m wondering if he’s actually an ostrich
It's not wrong!
I never thought of it like this
my mom sent me a funny sloth mug picture she found on instagram. I literally designed it
*** you jason
Shocking Tales of Redundancy
Naturally...
Just moved into my first place away from the parents... Roommate does not pass the vibe check
Jeff Bezos is Lex Luthor
Covid19 measurements make pythagoras turn around in his grave
Legendary if true
The new bathroom signs at work.
IQ 1000
Haha, silly pecker-head!