Telling a memer he only won because he spammed the most, is like telling a bicyclist that he only won the race because he peddled the fastest
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My office chair apparently had enough of my quarantine diet
Well, Ok. But... that's the last straw.
No time to lose.
Took this picture, sent it to my dad and he told me “You’ve bean grounded.”
divergence hunger games
French Reign of Terror.
Top car brands
My fridge has changed a lot during the pandemic
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit
I feel alive when my body runs on caffeine
Local strip club closed due to Covid
Put sunscreen on my own back. May have missed a spot.
Now you can “make it a Blockbuster night” every night
Down with the Thickness
Today is my 30th birthday and this is the card my sister got me.
The perfect mask doesn’t exi-
Using a Walmart bag when bleaching your hair
Prepped and ready for the hurricane season.
On my hometown gas station sign
My friend turned 32 today. Here he is at 32, 31, 30 and 29.
I found a very rare fossil on my walk today.
i haven't slept in 30h [OC]
My dad sent me a picture of his new mask
Dwayne ‘The Hog’ Johnson’s vet said to keep an eye on his weight so this is his life once a week now
This is not the hydrant you expected today...
Deaf Lily just got a new tag for her collar
I know this looks bad but it's not that bad
took my kitten out on her first walk..
Now more than ever this feels like “Groundhog’s Day”
That's show business
*takes big sip*
Choose your gary, as they try to eliminate the other. For there can only be. One. Gary.
Chased by dogs
When one of the NPCs notices that glitch in the game
I’m literally shaking
Best-selling toy this summer
It makes too much sense
Vote for me or I will suicide you
Oh no! I hope he's ok.
And I'm out $2,000
Zak you dimwit
You better beehive yourself brother
In an old Gardening How To book
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
I need a minute to think
Capitalism is gay
high five or a slap?
Don't be shy.. you deserved it!
I miss you ..
Old cartoon repeated.
Self burn, those are rare
Quick. While all the Brits are asleep. Microwaving tea.
Found my cat like this
Thank you Lord
Spent our whole bloody night "Puttin' on the Ritz" 27+ years later, to show my mom for her birthday tomorrow. We tried!
Old gold I found on my phone
yea no thx
My 5 month old son mastering nuclear fusion at the dining room table.
Life was rough for these boys..
Ordered a bike pump, got 93 weird dog bones instead
A very good impression indeed
If the shoe fits wear it.
Just having a cold one from my cooler.
Throwback to when my mom forgot to submit my senior baby ad for the yearbook and asked my dad to do it
Trespassers Will be ........
Buckle Up People. "2020 - Level 8" stars tomorrow.
Upgraded the Propane Tank
My new watch face.
Not even a little
how do they work?
Anti Anti Mask
Next gen simps
HILL NO SH*T
He always was
One for the artists.
A reminder for all y'all simping the witch
Was wondering why this was on the restaurant table....then i took a closer look.
She'll have you fired.