Boss is always correct

Probably one of his best work

Good sport

u CAN'T threaten me if i am HOMELESS

Worldwide tour 2020

"Price is firm. I know what I have."

Poor Greg [OC]

Deathway effect

WHO are you voting for? #HugelolElections2020

Texas Heat

Hot seat filler

Going duck

AKA people who need to stfu

My SO is forever leaving the toilet roll in different places. I thought I'd repay the favour.

I knew AirPods reminded me of something

When Dad says you're not allowed in the mud

We all need time to relax

They didn't even circle the best "instructions"

This is how the pools are made

I miss my boys :'(

Poor charlie

Social Distancing , gentlemen.

Could you imagine getting that lol

Handshake

Life isn't fair example: 53863

My office chair apparently had enough of my quarantine diet

Ohmmm

Well, Ok. But... that's the last straw.

No time to lose.

Took this picture, sent it to my dad and he told me “You’ve bean grounded.”

divergence hunger games

French Reign of Terror.

Top car brands

My fridge has changed a lot during the pandemic

In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit

I feel alive when my body runs on caffeine

“Gentlemen”

Thotuber

Local strip club closed due to Covid

Put sunscreen on my own back. May have missed a spot.

Now you can “make it a Blockbuster night” every night

Down with the Thickness

Today is my 30th birthday and this is the card my sister got me.

The perfect mask doesn’t exi-

Dog Park

Using a Walmart bag when bleaching your hair

Prepped and ready for the hurricane season.

On my hometown gas station sign

My friend turned 32 today. Here he is at 32, 31, 30 and 29.

I found a very rare fossil on my walk today.

Ptolemy

i haven't slept in 30h [OC]

Migga

My dad sent me a picture of his new mask

Dwayne ‘The Hog’ Johnson’s vet said to keep an eye on his weight so this is his life once a week now

Beatboxing

This is not the hydrant you expected today...

Deaf Lily just got a new tag for her collar

I know this looks bad but it's not that bad

took my kitten out on her first walk..

Now more than ever this feels like “Groundhog’s Day”

That's show business

*takes big sip*

Choose your gary, as they try to eliminate the other. For there can only be. One. Gary.

Chased by dogs

Tadpoles

When one of the NPCs notices that glitch in the game

I’m literally shaking

Rain-deer

Best-selling toy this summer

It makes too much sense

Vote for me or I will suicide you

Oh no! I hope he's ok.

The Payout

And I'm out $2,000

Zak you dimwit

You better beehive yourself brother

life wisdom

Go on

In an old Gardening How To book

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

Grandma's meme

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

I need a minute to think

Capitalism is gay

high five or a slap?

@fahrudin

Don't be shy.. you deserved it!

I miss you ..

loading

Old cartoon repeated.

Self burn, those are rare

Quick. While all the Brits are asleep. Microwaving tea.

behold

Found my cat like this

Thank you Lord

Spent our whole bloody night "Puttin' on the Ritz" 27+ years later, to show my mom for her birthday tomorrow. We tried!

Old gold I found on my phone

yea no thx

My 5 month old son mastering nuclear fusion at the dining room table.