"Pardon me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Master, Count Dracula?"

The end game of every gamer is to become a Muslim.

The race is on.

God I hate it

They both are screaming

To make the message loud and clear

Colleague of mine 3D printed this and gave it to me

ordered a jacket on the internet ...

Less interference for fighting

The Sun Never Sets

Where is my other AirPods Pro?

Not my friend....

Happy birthday, Clint!

No idea why

SHOCKING NEWS - FARRIS- ELECTION

Never get high off your own supply

Here's a dog photobombing a panorama picture

Okay so we had poor judgement, but we're only human after all

I can’t stop photoshopping pictures of a bee and a dog together

My wife leaves her hair on the shower wall so I decided to leave her a message the next time she takes one.

me have big brain, me do gud

Saw this spaceman in the wild today

Are you?

a shit meme for shit people

Sitting at my bench...

I don't know what I expected

Are you going to invest or not??

This will keep you in the groupchat

2021: COVID is over, all the masks are off. You smile at someone, but you forgot how to...

Weathering the storm

A good prank box for a kid.

For everyone sorting by gnu

If u see this have a great day

Can you imagine the relief?

How'd you get like that?

My cat loves getting his picture taken

Gay Focker

My boyfriend made me do it...

Action, reaction

How The Office characters would describe COVID-19

The Hand sees all. The Hand knows all

I made a Cornholio cornhole game.

Nice dude

Now you know....

Where'd you get all those over sea colonies?

Smash or pass?

Confused Flat Earthers

I think I should stop the drugs at once.

Sometimes our dog, Charlie, gets his upper lip stuck behind his lower lip.

dude perfect

Boss is always correct

Probably one of his best work

Good sport

u CAN'T threaten me if i am HOMELESS

Worldwide tour 2020

"Price is firm. I know what I have."

Poor Greg [OC]

Deathway effect

WHO are you voting for? #HugelolElections2020

Texas Heat

Hot seat filler

Going duck

AKA people who need to stfu

My SO is forever leaving the toilet roll in different places. I thought I'd repay the favour.

I knew AirPods reminded me of something

When Dad says you're not allowed in the mud

We all need time to relax

They didn't even circle the best "instructions"

This is how the pools are made

I miss my boys :'(

Poor charlie

Social Distancing , gentlemen.

Could you imagine getting that lol

Handshake

Life isn't fair example: 53863

My office chair apparently had enough of my quarantine diet

Ohmmm

Well, Ok. But... that's the last straw.

No time to lose.

Took this picture, sent it to my dad and he told me “You’ve bean grounded.”

divergence hunger games

French Reign of Terror.

Top car brands

My fridge has changed a lot during the pandemic

In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit

I feel alive when my body runs on caffeine

“Gentlemen”

Thotuber

Local strip club closed due to Covid

Put sunscreen on my own back. May have missed a spot.

Now you can “make it a Blockbuster night” every night

Down with the Thickness

Today is my 30th birthday and this is the card my sister got me.

The perfect mask doesn’t exi-

Dog Park

Using a Walmart bag when bleaching your hair

Prepped and ready for the hurricane season.

On my hometown gas station sign

My friend turned 32 today. Here he is at 32, 31, 30 and 29.

I found a very rare fossil on my walk today.