I guess my son thinks I need to lose weight
What have you done human?
A new tesla product
Really selling the free curbside kitchenware
Mood
This time of year
Something to feel good about
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mr Ice Cream man
My daughter, doing her own makeup, went full Mimi.
Its true!
Noice mousepad
The guy on the right.
i- umm.. welp hes not wrong
They did
my dentist spit on me and i couldn't even spit back because he sucked up all my mouth juice
Henry Porter
I thought they were holding an ice cream cone!
Took kids parasailing and they played dead.
My dog is a foreigner. He doesn't understand my culture.
He looks professional yes sir
Everyone Else’s Summer vs my Summer
I found this card at a store around the corner from me and just had to take a photo
“‘Cause baby now we got bag gloves.” or whatever Taylor Swift said.
The men you please
What did I just create
I've lost count
Four
My friend just got a portrait done of his dog
And then the rainbow decided to change its style...
Who uses a sock instead of a jar smh
nvm
Americans would want this
Sorry fam
Found this in the make-up section of a local Target.
There is nothing more sad than the existence of the simp.
From now on I’m going to use my toddler as my strong password generator.
My life goal is to turn the whole map green
"I don't know I just got here"
My husband made lunch for me today
Timmmm.... BER!
Cantaloupe: I just want to fit in.
Brother just texted me this. Certainly is branded accurately.
Saw this amazing “Ad” walking in my neighborhood today
Soviet Russia...
My custom crazy straw came in the mail today!
Welcome to the 21st Century
Always listen to granny.
Our 4 year old set this up while I was in the bathroom and then proudly announced that I was trapped.
The ever fluctuating price of a 14” pizza
Found before a hike
The state flag of Florida
It worksky
Went to Aldi today. I did it guys, I finally did it. This is my all time proudest moment
On second thought...let's not park here. Tis a silly place...
The teacher texted me and told me to wake her up
As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket.
It’s a Redshirt world out there. Stay safe.
My sister's mask
We must never forget...
Found this gem on Amazon.
Lizard
*sweeps all four*
she never loved me
I did like an hour ago
You’re right
Better then holding the flashlight
Just connect the dots
If 2020 was a door
What an event
Time lapse of will smith aging
Prison break:
Cant wait
Bubbles are a hell of a drug
The Ark.
Come on guys play your part
Salute for those who always obeys the rules
Good market
Once again, I'm asking for your F's
I love you son, but there are just some things we cannot have
*Bends over*
Ouch
Caught this badass Granny driving around in her Black Minivan with Ghost flames
what living in Brazil does to you
I can’t be the only one.
Needlepoint in my mother-in-law's bathroom...
This kid needs help.
Sensitive Guy
Best birthday e v e r
For the Empire!
My co-worker wanted croutons on the side at Panera, but auto-correct typed create hands.
I have trust issues
My control on life
Found in a glass case of a restaurant
Hale Satin.
Finally, I found out what this thing does.
Title of your post
comedy gold
Fully rested and ready to learn
chase