I'd Like To Thank My Parents
Same goes with my opinion on memes
My dad used to take some of the best pictures of me as a kid.
Anything You Want
Oof
Is that... a requirement?
Well well well how the turntables
Innovative panhandling at its finest
My brain in maths class
Found at my local bagel shop
Stepping it up
Do as the monks do and...
Yep that’s me- no I’m sure
Just found this picture of my grandma in a wonderful hat at my aunt’s wedding
Tested it
My friend’s house flooded. They had to heat the home up to help dry the water and...
That is actually pretty short
Him
Flying high
I forgot my tractor
If you live in Brentwood, Northern CA, please get your affairs in order
Test
Dodgeball where you had kings and queens was really fun
WTF is "Rampant Desire" supposed to smell like?
For anyone who’s still not sure exactly what irony is
I don't care
Cool off bro
pro gamer moment
Cat shocked it is pregnant
Scorching
If 2020 was toilet paper.
Problem solved
pain
Accidental ***
Neighbors mailbox
Keep those no mask wearing fools out!
Husband not as thrilled with this decor project as I was
Yelling Mutants
When mom was broke and couldn’t afford the new spice girls album.
Stud
Thought Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day was pretty funny
Canadian units of measurement
I mean it's still affection
Perfection
Come on Jim, get in the loop
Oh Ariel...
That Crow on Mission...
Catman!
Game
Nike...
Easy mode
This guy looks like every single Spider-Man actor put together
Grown man lunchables
hits pretty close to home
Now this is brotherhood
Error 404: Year not found
How rude!
The world's most perfect graffiti.
Rome wasn't destroyed in a day
Triple H Car Wash
They work for the motherlands
I made a story about my workplace
Infinite light
Americans do too
Saw this in the wild today
Help!!
But it drives!
stronk
Day 6, they didn't noticed me yet
A little heads up would have been nice.
Mr. Peanut
Got this in a text from my sister followed by “sorry wrong person!”
Bros we can do it
What other games are there?
This kid is going places
This cabinet in my 5 foot tall girlfriends apartment
Aren't you glad you aren't one of them?
Math in Real Life: These mattresses are a bar chart showing the probability of each mattress falling off the back of the truck.
After 2 years of learning Spanish
But who :o
I bought my car in 2013 with one goal in mind and one goal only. Today I reached that goal. My odometer spelled “BOOBS”
Finding humour in the shitshow that is 2020
bobs plz
Age 31: I do crack up my butt, my mouth doesn’t work anymore!
It's a sad existence
My last one. Go ask your dad.
You little ***
Sips tea*
“You shouldn’t be here” “Neither should you”
Foot Doctor humor
Literally every time I’d play the coin pusher arcade games as a kid
No side effects
Got a new kitten. It’s been a bit of an adjustment.
If 2020 was a beer
Mutant Yelling
Please train the bears
The real adult version of the ice cream man.
On your six
I just wanted to share this historic moment that a took about a month ago
“Yes I approve”