A spider stole my lego sword. Should I be scared?!???
keep your circle smaller and cuter
Found the source o the sauce
A modern solution to a classic problem.
A picture of my brother in P.E class today
“well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?”
The only kind of dog fight I can appreciate.
Stolen from my insta
My new favorite sign
Good time to grab a snack.
Cuts down on food cost too
I think this is a good system for the wife, don’t you?
This man knew what he wanted and went out and got it.
Finally I found it...
Being a terrible dad to my daughter.
Get the right type of guns for dinosaurs
No frogs shall be safe from the big ghae
Anyone else concerned this is what awaits them? Just me?
What in tarnation?
The amount of disappointment is immeasurable.
Is this guy sure he doesn't smoke crack?
I see this every time on my walk home and thought this might be funny
thats the drem breh
Ok very helpful...
Found this outside a shop on holiday in Lake District, England
Raising the Dead
Life as a half-human, half-lizard mutant
Answer in comment
Ah yis, health
Haha so much fun guys, but seriously where is my kidney?
Just work out
Just found out I’m not a sinner
Fastest man in the east
Flat earthers and their beauty standards
Perfection since creation
Decided to spice up my brother's baby photos
An old one but it always brings a smile to my face
We could all use a pet rock these days
apparently my pussy fell off...
Last people on Earth
Cheemsburbger ain't got nothing on this
Franz, hold my France
Let's not get old
Things are getting out of hand
Stealing purses was a Statement
That over smart child.
Snapple fact: 627
Today’s bumper sticker find
I'm John Cena
What an ad
Rules no longer apply
“It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nooot.
Settle for Banana 2020
If you logged onto the internet in 2003...you know
I would take either
I rediscovered the snacks I hid from my kids in my desk. It’s going to be a good day.
My favorite guest room decoration by far... My girlfriend disagrees
"Let's take it offline"
My town is so rough, even the onion relish has a criminal record!
Gary Larson inspired
He's a tight end no less
Coins. No more context is needed
Women and their stupid heat resistance ...
Thanks for the gift
This is how vaginas are made
My boyfriend is starting work again after his workplace has been shut down for 6+ months!! He's super excited to start his first day!
Mmm mmm delicious
Doggo gets surgery and is high on tranquilizers
Lil dude had to get shaved for surgery
No turtle unsaved
this how brehs be rollin
The lights may need replacing