Not sure why but she keeps ringing the doorbell every morning about three

Moitinho

Not appropriate for the hospital

roundabout

Anything you can’t do

Among attorney

Keeping Focused

Happy Medium

Overused innit

Simp king

Finally something I can really support

Eats your soul vs. eats your dick

The world now

Truth

Call The Locksmith!!!

Future is unsupported

Can wheeeeeee!!! 16 times only.

Bobby has Krytonite!

yessir

Dads in a nutshell

Happy Humpty

U won't understand

What have you become

Duck goes brrrrr

brehsus christ is my breh

The ring tempts you

***ing Handitaur

what?

My air freshener for my car

My sister and I wanted a selfie with a deer.

I've started deliberately misinterpreting song lyrics..

Perfection at its finest.

Return to monke? NO, we be going back even farther

Just parked next to this

I know it's small but I worked past the laughter and this was the result of my efforts

my friend’s daughter set some lofty goals

Found my Christmas ornament for this year.

W-what are you doing step car?

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons

Cats are cute

It's been about 6 months since I put this on a welder at work and no one has said anything. It's a magnet with sharpie on it.

She makes a good point

Imagine paying for sex witth pictures of your grandma

What to do?

qbreh

Every cat owner gets this....

University material

What would other companies' themes sound like?

Bilbo never made it to the Grey Havens

Wanted to share this!

Not me i'm a good Christian boy

Aynway, I need a new church and wife.

Jupiter’s 2020 face

brehs hugelol doesnt exist it is merely memes condensed to a slow vibration

Oh naw!

The one and only fox has been slowly destroyed over the years by graphic design :(

If CIA doesn't want to murder you, what are you even doing with your life fam

Leave me A-LOAN

Bye!!

Sweet license plate on a McLaren I saw downtown

bher

Pork

Another gem to add to my birthday card collection.

water is level earh = flat breh

Why do you call it football if you use metric?

I wasn’t wrong

Getting there... eventually

Apartment for rent

I cannot unsee this!

-IQ-

hey

Damn ...

It’s fine. Everything is fine...

Glory hole shut

Surf and Jerk

everyday life of having a cat aha

Why does my cat look like a dad answering a FaceTime call

Birthday card for a friend

Never noticed how short I was till my cousin came over to visit.

slaving away on diamonds just to end up in my peehole lmaooo

Wife tried to snap a pic of our 5yo running towards her on the pier. He was too focused on his juicebox and didn't see the stainless steel fishing table.

Batman at the Bar

%100

U just played yourself

Step bro...

Southern folks just make things work.

If it’s stuck together it counts as one Gusher

Yes, there are two circles there

No one's removed this lad from my dorm's stairway, so I turned him into a work of art

nightbeater

Camping is ass

Yummy......

The news we all need in these dark times

You too, life!

Flashback to Pete 4 years ago when he had to be drugged for a haircut

New Burger King tells it as it is

My type of art.

South Boston COVID-19 signage.

Kids were upset because the grass in Ohio weren't pink as suggested by map of USA

The name's Astley, Rick Astley