Eats your soul vs. eats your dick
The world now
Call The Locksmith!!!
Future is unsupported
Can wheeeeeee!!! 16 times only.
Bobby has Krytonite!
Dads in a nutshell
U won't understand
What have you become
Duck goes brrrrr
brehsus christ is my breh
The ring tempts you
My air freshener for my car
My sister and I wanted a selfie with a deer.
I've started deliberately misinterpreting song lyrics..
Perfection at its finest.
Return to monke? NO, we be going back even farther
Just parked next to this
I know it's small but I worked past the laughter and this was the result of my efforts
my friend’s daughter set some lofty goals
Found my Christmas ornament for this year.
W-what are you doing step car?
Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons
Cats are cute
It's been about 6 months since I put this on a welder at work and no one has said anything. It's a magnet with sharpie on it.
She makes a good point
Imagine paying for sex witth pictures of your grandma
What to do?
Every cat owner gets this....
What would other companies' themes sound like?
Bilbo never made it to the Grey Havens
Wanted to share this!
Not me i'm a good Christian boy
Aynway, I need a new church and wife.
Jupiter’s 2020 face
brehs hugelol doesnt exist it is merely memes condensed to a slow vibration
The one and only fox has been slowly destroyed over the years by graphic design :(
If CIA doesn't want to murder you, what are you even doing with your life fam
Leave me A-LOAN
Sweet license plate on a McLaren I saw downtown
Another gem to add to my birthday card collection.
water is level earh = flat breh
Why do you call it football if you use metric?
I wasn’t wrong
Getting there... eventually
Apartment for rent
I cannot unsee this!
It’s fine. Everything is fine...
Glory hole shut
Surf and Jerk
everyday life of having a cat aha
Why does my cat look like a dad answering a FaceTime call
Birthday card for a friend
Never noticed how short I was till my cousin came over to visit.
slaving away on diamonds just to end up in my peehole lmaooo
Wife tried to snap a pic of our 5yo running towards her on the pier. He was too focused on his juicebox and didn't see the stainless steel fishing table.
Batman at the Bar
U just played yourself
Southern folks just make things work.
If it’s stuck together it counts as one Gusher
Yes, there are two circles there
No one's removed this lad from my dorm's stairway, so I turned him into a work of art
Camping is ass
The news we all need in these dark times
You too, life!
Flashback to Pete 4 years ago when he had to be drugged for a haircut
New Burger King tells it as it is
My type of art.
South Boston COVID-19 signage.
Kids were upset because the grass in Ohio weren't pink as suggested by map of USA
The name's Astley, Rick Astley
While watching Power Rangers my daughter said "Cardi B has been trying to take over the world for a while now."
Tap, Snap or Nap!
Nice try, Netflix.
My gf asked me to get Terry Crews in bed with her, so I got this pillowcase made.
I told my wife to update our dry erase calendar since it was last done in July. This is her update.
It's perfectly safe!
My 2 year old daughter was pretty hungry.
Will Poulter dressing up as Sid from Toy Story
taco extra beef
My roommate has my back