Good advice to any aliens visiting Earth

Thought she looked familiar

Trust me, I’ve been trying.

They recharge while sitting on power lines.

Surprise MFs!!!

gotten away with it again

We had an accident

Interesting conversation with an Instagram bot

USA 2020

Trans-Bullet Sponge

People that old would die of a heart attack if they saw modern porn

Asking my therapist why I'm racist

This is messing me up

When you try to meme but you study Human Sciences

*Daughter awkwardly looking away*

who?

Dance white boy!

Massive respect to this kid.

hol up

Marty and Doc speeding down the interstate trying to get the hell out of 2020.

Yes ma'am, I'm sure it's raccoons in your attic.

Spotted at the liquor store across the street where I was going to pick up some after work supplies.

No job is so simple it cannot be done wrong.

That guy who makes fake products has finally gone too far.

Well... he got a point....

A question scientists still struggle to find and answer to

POGGERS

We’re staying in a rental house at the beach. My son comes running out of his room all excited saying, “Daddy, we have an OLD DVD player in our room!!!” And then hands me this:

sure is 2020

Neko girl filter

Sphinx got instagram.

Only rumors...

Damn you, Brain!

I found this

I think I've found Waldo's house...

swipe

Don't let that defenseless look fool you

Feeling lighter :)

Feline unit arrest.

Asian humor, sends you the message loud and clear

pog

yes

Got a letter from the devil today

Oh no...

Vin Petrol

Poor meow meow

centrist: derek/derek

Glad someone took the time to draw this.

Both beautiful

Found this gem from my son's school a year ago. My wife is still mortified!

This stapler has had enough.

monk

Corn on the claws for dinner

all that lazy editing for a #penis

Browsing Fresh (6mb threshold really sucks - cards in the comments) #penis

smile

I’m so mad this sporting goods store ran out of stock!

twitch

torture

Toppest text

Idk

Found one of my old drawings. I was a weird kid.

I also don't care

Shrug

It’s almost worth the stomach pain

Kitty brings gifts

I think Google is trying to sabotage my marriage with its auto-reply suggestions

Sat down to watch some Netflix - the bloody kids 'Rickrolled' me.

Same :/

My sister got married over the weekend, so we recreated this gem from our childhood.

Yes

Robots should know their place!

gonna need more barrels

NPC

Typical lurker

Hey

:,(

Next 2020 disaster

Have fun girl!

Always be prepared...

Helpless chihuahua got high on mushrooms.

the power of brehship beats both tho

Is this the same phone?

Early this morning

Work-Life Balance

Big Mouth

not cool breh u made me sad :(

Apparently they don't wear masks properly either.

NOOOOO :'(

*happy methhead noises*

Confidence? I think not!

I have discovered the origin of Big Bird

by Xi Jinping's infinite wisdom

Three months is a long time

Thank you guys I love all of you

Clearly the number 2.

Re??

Ohhhhhh...

Jeff ***ed up there.

Be responsible!