I was about to pour myself a drink and realized 2 of my ice cubes were actually pizza rolls. Maybe I don't need that drink after all.
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I will always remember this sound
I've lost two times now
He was done with this road trip before it even started
Hmmm, could be anyone
can't wait uwu
Words from the prophet himself
Pumpkin hates windy beach
Blue lill, red pill
i wish i had such a big house
The format might be old but still gold
attack your local journalist
Getting biblical with it
That’s one way to tell
I feel for ya lad.
When a customer doesn't like the food
No! Not again!!
No bar, no whiskey, no friends life
All houses need a forklift area or else your doing it wrong
Doggo doesn't know how to sit in the car without his bed
Does this really need context?
Parrot on a workbench with his workbench
Bargain Basement Prices!
The Disney Magic
Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend.
thiw how brehs flirt
My uncle told my cousin that the wig was permanent.
Let that song sink in
You like it? It's very generous.
This horrid tragety has two possible solutions
Ah yes complexity
This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor according to flat earthers.
totally EPIC PRANK to pull in the HOSPITAL!
Some serious competition between two car dealerships.
Contestant number three
Can I learn this power?
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Contestant number two
Contestant number one
The Eleventh Commandment!
Amazon also delivers humor.
Read up on the Battle of Suiyang
Well, this is true.
Death gets a new uniform
My 11 year daughter’s daily art prompt: Draw a fish in something other than open water. It made me chuckle, but also should I be worried?
Try it, goat sucker!
Charades at the Monastery. "A body part, you say?"
It’s snowing in October
Looking for a violent monitor stand? "Would hit a man with glasses"
my wife found the best painting
Death VS Cats
This sign is right to the point.
At that moment, even god felt fear
dam that's really impressive, daddy
Have a seat and tell me about your day
Isn't Amazon's AI the best?
Answer us Disney
imagine their art if they were nuked a third time
No femboy foxes guys
Terry is much better than any thot
My asian dad just mailed me some medicines from China, and behold what he wrote in item description.
Seen on fb marketplace
Something something Discord admin
Let's Split Up!
"The rise of the average"
5. I have a home on a bonny hill near a bonny lake