I couldn’t think of any scary faces to carve so I stuck with what I know

This one is for my favorite Brit

Let us pause a moment for the 2%

my UberEats driver

Wholesome

hehe im so kool

Suggesting a Solution

Childhood Revisited

it's not even a competition anymore

And yet, we will wait in line

How did this get past the censors??

OOF

Ooooh, Wilson!

Whats on today’s menu?

“Your honks will not helicopterize me”

It’s the one-eyed monster!

Carefull, he is a hero

Even the produce is coming for us in 2020

Regan Beegle for nothing!

She came into my store & I had to capture it.

This is a pretty cool snow man

Ob-la-died

Local pawn shop perfectly captures my struggle

Italin AF

I’m a 28 year old man, and I regret nothing.

Life gave me onions.

Outside of an adult store in San Diego

They didn’t think about how this would end up

damn ok breh

Face down, ass up, that's the way I like my duck.

This is what boys live for

Where you stopping at?

#apple did it again

Samsung doing some damage.

how dare they

I felt this one..

No relaxing!!!

:^)

badumtss

→breh←

Kiyoshi was a G

Feel like this belongs here

poor fellas

Despair

My neighbor has had enough

OC guys!

Your body is not garbage

Nothing like a reality check

Perfect way to start the day

Why though...

The original Hope & Change

I want that table

it only made me stronger

Cooking videos

The littlest ***

thanks ho

Saw this at work on the bulletin board, made me giggle

Can you be more lazy ?

This is where cracking your back all started.

Your welcome

They can't help quacking in the car

Don't worry, they'll turn him into a ***-hungry femboy.

He said he will never tell a lie

Its a jester world

If 2020 was a lego set

Damn cannibals...

That one missing piece

Please eat me and end my suffering

Teaching crabs how to read

Is this Principle Shepherd?

The master

Thanks kid

amirite?

Matrix. How it was

it's cold

Jedi tricks

Who shit my pants?

Binary Fusion in a nutshell

Marijuana: becomes legalized Americans:

hehe *sobbing* hehe

Is.... is this what these are for?

Always trust strangers friends

Autismo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

or Koreans, not sure

M A Y H A P S

Perfect advertisement doesn't ex.....

Oh no, what have you done?

literally me

Here is what craving actually looks like

understandable

Literally whenever my I ask my mom if I can do something

Most advanced iPhone ever

Proof that most cultures eventually produce porn

The man is savage

Lady at the bank was rude about a pen... so I sent this back with a whole fart in it

Remember to buy the Socks too

What was she talking about??

treasure everywhere!

Gran finds the internet