Please eat me and end my suffering

Teaching crabs how to read

Is this Principle Shepherd?

The master

Thanks kid

amirite?

Matrix. How it was

it's cold

Jedi tricks

Who shit my pants?

Binary Fusion in a nutshell

Marijuana: becomes legalized Americans:

hehe *sobbing* hehe

Is.... is this what these are for?

Always trust strangers friends

Autismo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

or Koreans, not sure

M A Y H A P S

Perfect advertisement doesn't ex.....

Oh no, what have you done?

literally me

Here is what craving actually looks like

understandable

Literally whenever my I ask my mom if I can do something

Most advanced iPhone ever

Proof that most cultures eventually produce porn

The man is savage

Lady at the bank was rude about a pen... so I sent this back with a whole fart in it

Remember to buy the Socks too

What was she talking about??

treasure everywhere!

Gran finds the internet

Friends shadow looks like Vader!

This child’s birthday card was created in blissful ignorance.

2020 is not that bad at all

Was only planning on doing this for a few months until we returned to the office yet here we are

oh? we should adopt more saudi ideals. they seem very smart :D

What’s wrong with BIG KNEES?

I was about to pour myself a drink and realized 2 of my ice cubes were actually pizza rolls. Maybe I don't need that drink after all.

Same

I will always remember this sound

I've lost two times now

He was done with this road trip before it even started

Hahahah

Hmmm, could be anyone

can't wait uwu

Words from the prophet himself

Pumpkin hates windy beach

Victory!

Taxes.zip

Blue lill, red pill

i wish i had such a big house

The format might be old but still gold

attack your local journalist

Getting biblical with it

That’s one way to tell

I feel for ya lad.

When a customer doesn't like the food

No! Not again!!

No bar, no whiskey, no friends life

Oh..

Good speech!

hadouCAT

"holy lol"

O.o

All houses need a forklift area or else your doing it wrong

What...

Doggo doesn't know how to sit in the car without his bed

Does this really need context?

Please

Parrot on a workbench with his workbench

Seasonal fashion

Bargain Basement Prices!

The Disney Magic

Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend.

thiw how brehs flirt

Big Chicken

THEY....ARE.....COMING

Ford gt

>:)

My uncle told my cousin that the wig was permanent.

Let that song sink in

Getting along

Good mom

You like it? It's very generous.

This horrid tragety has two possible solutions

Ah yes complexity

This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor according to flat earthers.

totally EPIC PRANK to pull in the HOSPITAL!

Some serious competition between two car dealerships.

go ahead

Contestant number three

Can I learn this power?

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scari

pakistan zindabad

Sheeeit (literally)