I was about to pour myself a drink and realized 2 of my ice cubes were actually pizza rolls. Maybe I don't need that drink after all.

Same

I will always remember this sound

I've lost two times now

He was done with this road trip before it even started

Hahahah

Hmmm, could be anyone

can't wait uwu

Words from the prophet himself

Pumpkin hates windy beach

Victory!

Taxes.zip

Blue lill, red pill

i wish i had such a big house

The format might be old but still gold

attack your local journalist

Getting biblical with it

That’s one way to tell

I feel for ya lad.

When a customer doesn't like the food

No! Not again!!

No bar, no whiskey, no friends life

Oh..

Good speech!

hadouCAT

"holy lol"

O.o

All houses need a forklift area or else your doing it wrong

What...

Doggo doesn't know how to sit in the car without his bed

Does this really need context?

Please

Parrot on a workbench with his workbench

Seasonal fashion

Bargain Basement Prices!

The Disney Magic

Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend.

thiw how brehs flirt

Big Chicken

THEY....ARE.....COMING

Ford gt

>:)

My uncle told my cousin that the wig was permanent.

Let that song sink in

Getting along

Good mom

You like it? It's very generous.

This horrid tragety has two possible solutions

Ah yes complexity

This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor according to flat earthers.

totally EPIC PRANK to pull in the HOSPITAL!

Some serious competition between two car dealerships.

go ahead

Contestant number three

Can I learn this power?

--- IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ---

Contestant number two

Contestant number one

scari

pakistan zindabad

Sheeeit (literally)

The Eleventh Commandment!

Selling GF

Amazon also delivers humor.

Read up on the Battle of Suiyang

Well, this is true.

Death gets a new uniform

My 11 year daughter’s daily art prompt: Draw a fish in something other than open water. It made me chuckle, but also should I be worried?

Try it, goat sucker!

Charades at the Monastery. "A body part, you say?"

It’s snowing in October

Looking for a violent monitor stand? "Would hit a man with glasses"

relatable (?)

my wife found the best painting

Death VS Cats

This sign is right to the point.

At that moment, even god felt fear

dam that's really impressive, daddy

Have a seat and tell me about your day

▲

Isn't Amazon's AI the best?

Answer us Disney

imagine their art if they were nuked a third time

This ***

No femboy foxes guys

Like knives

Terry is much better than any thot

pierogi

My queen

My asian dad just mailed me some medicines from China, and behold what he wrote in item description.

Deal

:^)

Seen on fb marketplace

Retard wagon

Something something Discord admin

Let's Split Up!

TRUE enlightenment

"The rise of the average"

5. I have a home on a bonny hill near a bonny lake

Royal Wednesday