Bro, stop!!!!!
I hope its me :)
Please!!! Don't mess up this time!!
May I take your order?
Why use pants when you don't?
Oo-ah-ohm
You have to choose
Be the second one to try
American Elections Got Me Like
Americans going to sleep tonight
It’s uncanny.
The pumpkin knows exactly where
Number 4 pumpkin in all of Kazakhstan
my favorite photo I've ever taken is of a kid tripping into $100k car
Eww
My 3-year-old drew a camel.
Ten minutes later...
I still piss in my pants
Always has been
Rule 1 in advertising : Don't allow the customer to contact you.
Can anybody?
I’ve never related to something so much before
nightstalkers
G Thang
L8r h8r
My wife spreading that Christmas cheer!
They are watching the best horror movie ever...
my favorite post apocalyptic show
I had mice in my shed so I fed some cats to catch the mice. Now mice problem is solved but cats problem has arrived!
You fell for one of the classic blunders
Your nail polish will slowly be digested...over a thousand years...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Spotted on my way home after finishing my art class
suk that bad boy hard
His Disappointment Is Immeasurable And His Glass Barrier Is Pointless
>:)
:-(
Delorean for sale!
to do be do is be do bah
I love it lol
iPhones
Savage
November is THAT month
Yes, it's you fam
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference."
100-year-old troll
Pop!, Pop!, Pope
Hot!!!
Danny Phantom
This brave man made a tire cover that absolutely kills me
piracy is halal
Cube
He LIES. I can confirm.
I mean my honest opinion I don't care about only fans, you only live once do what you want
Anxiously
kurururin
Wrong place?
My daughter has an interesting new idea for Halloween
Let it begin
Seasonal
Honestly I'll take the girl
AIGHT, IT'S MONKE TIME
She always there for you.
I’m in danger
Harvest Festival
Nice Clerks reference in Denver this morning
I don’t listen to hip hop
He really tapped like he was in distress
This woman right here
focus, commitment, will
Business Presentation 101
Don't play girl
If you weren't convinced that 2020 was the end of times, Jesus is back and he's ready to ride, ***es
Yes please!
My wife tried to get 5 minutes to relax in the bath while the baby was chillin.
spoopy
You can fight corona all you want. My enemy is Malaria
Memories broken, The truth goes unspoken, I've even forgotten my name.
You heard it guys 6 inches is huge there is hope for some of us
Convinced our 3yo daughter that dressing up as tiger king is cooler than being Elsa
Thomas the Trained Engine
The dogy is so cute
Smart!
Teachers being creative with their school yearbook photos.
dad jokes
Krusty...
Hot!
It’s only been 2 days
|:/
All dads were the same
My dog has zero concept of personal space.
Who?
It most certainly does not!
Had hip surgery on Wednesday so great timing for a Nancy Kerrigan costume
Impossible not to sing while reading.
haha yes
Not mine! But I'm screaming!
It's November 3rd godammit...
Comparing sizes