I don't post often, I'm a little rust-E

My dad made the classic mistake of buying something on Amazon without checking the dimensions...

Whenever I'm at a pizza place

Who do you hate the most that has kids?

A squirrel ate it’s face so my kids now call it - Zombie Pumpkin

This drawing of a cat. That's it.

They always take it :(

Best way to find an earthquake

Disgusting

Kill each other!

Commedy

Seems kinda gay to me

i found these in the lost and found at school today, ironic

Can't have it one way

Horses sitting like dogs, good day.

Rango's Gambit

The Ultimate Lucky Cat

Never saw it ngl

Saw this bad boy on a car in front of me today

Got him looool

Hoe

DADDY!!! I heard a ghost

Gotta hurt

aye thanks mr cena :D

I made a comic of my cat based on a comic I saw of someone else’s cat.

"The Oregon Trail" just became a lot more interesting.

Neuralink

When the ruler of the hillbillies dies he is entombed here!

Gandalf filling up the clip

That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to ride one, dad

Surprise Romance...

Once a day, take it or leave it

The only thing that God fears.

hehe, gotcha rednecks

Unfortunately the Poles are closed.

Thankfully, this dog did not explode

Found a new church.

The gentleman’s guide to amputation

Real noodles in every sip

cant wait

Driving fast

C ya

A real mussel car

fff

A repost but one of my all-time favorite lines

Maybe I am a cat

thanks

As if women can orgasm...

ITT post what was behind me

majestic

Yes that happens all the time......

When a limited use item is too good to use

Found this in the depths of my gallery. Enjoy

FINALLY women get fashionable clothes with decently-sized pockets.

After one failed marriage, a battle with her health, and years of depression, my aunt has finally found love! I couldn’t be more proud! Love you Aunt Phyl!

Thank god teacher didn't said to draw a snake or lion

Poor choice of words...

A noble way to fail NNN

Almost as useless as me

Forgotten wisdom from the ancients

GFs nephew said "Start a drawing and I'll finish it". We love it.

Bro, stop!!!!!

I hope its me :)

Please!!! Don't mess up this time!!

May I take your order?

Why use pants when you don't?

Oo-ah-ohm

You have to choose

Be the second one to try

American Elections Got Me Like

Americans going to sleep tonight

It’s uncanny.

The pumpkin knows exactly where

Number 4 pumpkin in all of Kazakhstan

my favorite photo I've ever taken is of a kid tripping into $100k car

Eww

My 3-year-old drew a camel.

Ten minutes later...

I still piss in my pants

Always has been

Rule 1 in advertising : Don't allow the customer to contact you.

Can anybody?

I’ve never related to something so much before

nightstalkers

G Thang

L8r h8r

My wife spreading that Christmas cheer!

They are watching the best horror movie ever...

my favorite post apocalyptic show

I had mice in my shed so I fed some cats to catch the mice. Now mice problem is solved but cats problem has arrived!

You fell for one of the classic blunders

Your nail polish will slowly be digested...over a thousand years...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Spotted on my way home after finishing my art class

suk that bad boy hard

His Disappointment Is Immeasurable And His Glass Barrier Is Pointless

>:)

:-(

Delorean for sale!

to do be do is be do bah