Thankfully, this dog did not explode

Found a new church.

The gentleman’s guide to amputation

Real noodles in every sip

cant wait

Driving fast

C ya

A real mussel car

fff

A repost but one of my all-time favorite lines

Maybe I am a cat

thanks

As if women can orgasm...

ITT post what was behind me

majestic

Yes that happens all the time......

When a limited use item is too good to use

Found this in the depths of my gallery. Enjoy

FINALLY women get fashionable clothes with decently-sized pockets.

After one failed marriage, a battle with her health, and years of depression, my aunt has finally found love! I couldn’t be more proud! Love you Aunt Phyl!

Thank god teacher didn't said to draw a snake or lion

Poor choice of words...

A noble way to fail NNN

Almost as useless as me

Forgotten wisdom from the ancients

GFs nephew said "Start a drawing and I'll finish it". We love it.

Bro, stop!!!!!

I hope its me :)

Please!!! Don't mess up this time!!

May I take your order?

Why use pants when you don't?

Oo-ah-ohm

You have to choose

Be the second one to try

American Elections Got Me Like

Americans going to sleep tonight

It’s uncanny.

The pumpkin knows exactly where

Number 4 pumpkin in all of Kazakhstan

my favorite photo I've ever taken is of a kid tripping into $100k car

Eww

My 3-year-old drew a camel.

Ten minutes later...

I still piss in my pants

Always has been

Rule 1 in advertising : Don't allow the customer to contact you.

Can anybody?

I’ve never related to something so much before

nightstalkers

G Thang

L8r h8r

My wife spreading that Christmas cheer!

They are watching the best horror movie ever...

my favorite post apocalyptic show

I had mice in my shed so I fed some cats to catch the mice. Now mice problem is solved but cats problem has arrived!

You fell for one of the classic blunders

Your nail polish will slowly be digested...over a thousand years...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Spotted on my way home after finishing my art class

suk that bad boy hard

His Disappointment Is Immeasurable And His Glass Barrier Is Pointless

>:)

:-(

Delorean for sale!

to do be do is be do bah

I love it lol

iPhones

Savage

November is THAT month

Yes, it's you fam

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference."

100-year-old troll

Pop!, Pop!, Pope

Hot!!!

Danny Phantom

This brave man made a tire cover that absolutely kills me

piracy is halal

Cube

He LIES. I can confirm.

I mean my honest opinion I don't care about only fans, you only live once do what you want

Anxiously

kurururin

Wrong place?

My daughter has an interesting new idea for Halloween

Let it begin

Seasonal

Honestly I'll take the girl

AIGHT, IT'S MONKE TIME

She always there for you.

I’m in danger

Harvest Festival

Nice Clerks reference in Denver this morning

I don’t listen to hip hop

He really tapped like he was in distress

This woman right here

focus, commitment, will

Business Presentation 101

Don't play girl

If you weren't convinced that 2020 was the end of times, Jesus is back and he's ready to ride, ***es

Yes please!