So I tried planting corn

The mastermind

united

Gonna be fun

Pretty eyes....

Word play on point

Sign my dad put up for his walker

It worked, guys. This is the only way I can hoist my 58lbs. dog up to trim his nails, used cheese on the bar to keep him distracted.

Why haven't I thought about this before?

My nephew, aged 7.

Political Posting

I miss the good old days, when this was the peak of our excitement...

He did his job

Remind me June 14, 3698

A WORLD Record!

Surprise

My local grocery store sells a “bachelor special”.

Fraud

day 34, nevada reaches 78% vote count

The perfect game doesn't exist

At it AGAIN

Saw this riding my bike this morning. In San Francisco.

Honestly happy for them <3

Welcome to 14th century Europe

Someone has to drive the babies!

Pray boys

BIGGGG OOF

Easy but very useful test

Stressful journey

F*ck

Same :/

All good bro

7 y.o. girls really know how to hit you where it hurts.

Not in November

Old mule.

haha yes

We don’t want to disturb the people!

Mandalorian subtitle guy went a bit rogue on this scene

vegas baby

*clapping in tears*

I donated to wikipedia once

My man

>arguing about politics on the internet

The power of Christ compels you!

Just when my confidence is up, leave it to CVS to bring me back down.

I prefer fist

Have fun with that demented puppet

I think I found the longest fry in the history of fries

Yes

Terminator cat

Savage but stupid

>:)

meteor

I'll look like a fool if Trumps ends up winning, but still accurate

It's been a long way nanananana

I asked my girlfriend, who lives in Europe, to fill in a map of the USA. These are the results

*angry pig noises*

‘The myoclonic jerk’ . The Sandman's arch-enemy.

Explains the shitshow

Don’t trust your government kids

The Dutch police departement have started reconstructing last week's train accident.

They are only firecrackers

Smart!

This man has reached ungodly levels of chill.

And what a ride it was

Here's the actual store

:'(

I can't tell....

>:)

Ohm..

it's equal

supar

The Boo

Little b***h

RED

The BeeMW

Basically all the same, right?

This is the colour of trunks I want in my life

You don't teach me.

Got the moves

Recount time?

Alabama

I took my dog to my grandma's place and she sends me this

Goth Corn

Gameplay Videos

It works

Simply pure

Found this Sid creation *aka ‘Froad’* whilst cleaning my 4 yr old daughters bedroom.

This brightened my day at work.

I don't post often, I'm a little rust-E

My dad made the classic mistake of buying something on Amazon without checking the dimensions...

Whenever I'm at a pizza place

Who do you hate the most that has kids?

A squirrel ate it’s face so my kids now call it - Zombie Pumpkin

This drawing of a cat. That's it.

They always take it :(

Best way to find an earthquake

Disgusting

Kill each other!

Commedy