‘The myoclonic jerk’ . The Sandman's arch-enemy.

Explains the shitshow

Don’t trust your government kids

The Dutch police departement have started reconstructing last week's train accident.

They are only firecrackers

Smart!

This man has reached ungodly levels of chill.

And what a ride it was

Here's the actual store

:'(

I can't tell....

>:)

Ohm..

it's equal

supar

The Boo

Little b***h

RED

The BeeMW

Basically all the same, right?

This is the colour of trunks I want in my life

You don't teach me.

Got the moves

Recount time?

Alabama

I took my dog to my grandma's place and she sends me this

Goth Corn

Gameplay Videos

It works

Simply pure

Found this Sid creation *aka ‘Froad’* whilst cleaning my 4 yr old daughters bedroom.

This brightened my day at work.

I don't post often, I'm a little rust-E

My dad made the classic mistake of buying something on Amazon without checking the dimensions...

Whenever I'm at a pizza place

Who do you hate the most that has kids?

A squirrel ate it’s face so my kids now call it - Zombie Pumpkin

This drawing of a cat. That's it.

They always take it :(

Best way to find an earthquake

Disgusting

Kill each other!

Commedy

Seems kinda gay to me

i found these in the lost and found at school today, ironic

Can't have it one way

Horses sitting like dogs, good day.

Rango's Gambit

The Ultimate Lucky Cat

Never saw it ngl

Saw this bad boy on a car in front of me today

Got him looool

Hoe

DADDY!!! I heard a ghost

Gotta hurt

aye thanks mr cena :D

I made a comic of my cat based on a comic I saw of someone else’s cat.

"The Oregon Trail" just became a lot more interesting.

Neuralink

When the ruler of the hillbillies dies he is entombed here!

Gandalf filling up the clip

That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to ride one, dad

Surprise Romance...

Once a day, take it or leave it

The only thing that God fears.

hehe, gotcha rednecks

Unfortunately the Poles are closed.

Thankfully, this dog did not explode

Found a new church.

The gentleman’s guide to amputation

Real noodles in every sip

cant wait

Driving fast

C ya

A real mussel car

fff

A repost but one of my all-time favorite lines

Maybe I am a cat

thanks

As if women can orgasm...

ITT post what was behind me

majestic

Yes that happens all the time......

When a limited use item is too good to use

Found this in the depths of my gallery. Enjoy

FINALLY women get fashionable clothes with decently-sized pockets.

After one failed marriage, a battle with her health, and years of depression, my aunt has finally found love! I couldn’t be more proud! Love you Aunt Phyl!

Thank god teacher didn't said to draw a snake or lion

Poor choice of words...

A noble way to fail NNN

Almost as useless as me

Forgotten wisdom from the ancients

GFs nephew said "Start a drawing and I'll finish it". We love it.

Bro, stop!!!!!

I hope its me :)

Please!!! Don't mess up this time!!

May I take your order?

Why use pants when you don't?

Oo-ah-ohm

You have to choose