I was a business lady...doing business...
Keep the change ya filthy animal
truth
"We understand the UK 'aspires' to control its waters" - That EU woman
Tooth fans and dental enjoyers
summer 2021 will be great tho brehs
A bell curve
Trust me bro.
Importance
Just like a real cyberpunk dystopia
Infinitely more important
Butter is rar
Funny with the utmost respect to Tiny
This man didn't have to go so hard to model a dragon onesie. But he still did, for us.
Now, I just need a fireplace
Updated graphic - Appreciation of how foxes render in different games
Mmmmmm just having a good nap after eating a lot.
Piers Morgan falsely claims that he is not the bag lady from Home Alone 2.
(:<
My wife’s Christmas “gift” from her multi-million dollar financial institution employer. Thanks, I’m sure it will provide some extremely accurate readings...
The future is now.
Cow humor at its fingers
Best dad joke of the year
all dressed up
2020 in particular
It‘s just superior
I made a life sized Gary Busey cutout for a white elephant exchange, but it was cancelled. Now I have a life sized Gary Busey cutout
s o c i e t y
What a good position
Misfortune cookie.
Yes
Force of habit
Today...
Because it's always good to get along with the neighbors.
Guys... uh, I dont know what to say
My nana always said my smile was infectious
floppa
Where you disappear !
Don’t be that guy
Who’s still poopy!?
But why is she wearing an ass-plate?
My friend sent me this.
Wow, I've been admitted to Hogwarts.
But I post it often
Found this in my camera roll from like 2y ago
The never-ending cycle
*puts on sunglasses*
Are zebra stripes black or white?
whoa
whaddup my ferrow crackr ツ ツ ツ ツ ツ
At this moment he knew, he f*d up
New buttons from our union!
It's been a rough year
xdd
Ren Zhengfei - HuaWei feat. Calvin Harris
This is what happens if you keep Louvre closed too long
Character customization 2077
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Mr.Crab
*Makes a rat sandwich on moldy bread*
Even firewood is done with 2020.
ssss
post
Union vs Intersection
Tormenting Vegetarians
Scary Street
I finally found my spirit guide but all it ever leads me to is buffets.
sequel
Our subtle, yet brilliant, Christmas decoration that I think is underrated .
Funny guy during my delivery run today.
:(
Just a tip - a little penis goes a long way so don’t use to much
Atleast he wishes goodluck..
Once you see Cookie Monster you can’t unsee it
The Medical Excuse
My man needed extra boost..
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Little fella running late for something.
Wobble Wobble
Saw this while out of town today. No words
A particular set of skills
Everyone has a memory...
Saw a ditto house in real life
My UPS driver followed the instructions perfectly.
Fed ex..
Stoner Philosophy
There's always a loophole.
Aliens Faking the Earth Landing in 1969
My brother sent me this
She must be the devil's daughter
I can never do it fast enough
Even Santa is over it
People Who Watch The Price Is Right
Let's get lit. Happy chanukah!!
In a paralel universe...
This morning
Press F
UwU
boing
Accidentally Star Wars