2 genders
This is definitely the way
:-(
Please help me :c
Uh oh, not the tree
when the ladder is made of that gay shit
How to die from a painful death ! Kermit edition.
smh aoc wtf
A cool old man
The hero we all want
lunk niggas be like
Science
Installation gone wrong
NOOOOO :'(
You are COVID
If I go I'm taking you with me
I be killing them hoes
The damage....
Forget success kid, now there is success cat!
Integration done right
Thoughts and prayers or something
Gotta take time to appreciate the view
Shit up snaggle tooth
take a GOOD LOOONG whiff baby just breeeathe it all in
Huh... Wuh...
Help is helpful
Monster....
Oi ***, how ya doin’
Took it too far Batman *cries
CHECK MATE ball boys
Wife 3d printed a switch stand
Yes please!
Follow me for more festive holiday recepies.
that's kind of racist and non-inclusive tbh
"maybe the jews really are behind everything"
Shop sign in Kyoto, Japan
proprietary physical storage goes brrr
CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET
Don't worry about that
I showed my favorite article from The Onion to my wife, and now she won't talk to me.
Ni**a
Never wanted to be in a gang until now
I just thought my teacher’s chemistry booklet would fit here
I owe all my skills to them chicken wings
Un-Presidented
The reboot we all need.
e m b r a c e m o n k e
2 types of florida man
O_o
I'm saving my virginity for crocky
warfare is deception
Unmatched!
Legend tributes Legend
where were you when the empire crumbled
Hot!!!
My 3-year-old yelled, "Look it's the dad from Onward!" Took me a second...
Grogu takin' care of that elf problem for ya.
So this is what a tourist in Italy looks like
And I'm done
my favorite subject was recess and lunch break
The different Asian languages made easy
this game is pure gold
Police Man
And that is a fact.
My friend had a newborn photoshoot with her dissertation
cmon
SMACKDOWN!
Even my french omelette turns into scrambled eggs.
mmm lefa
econobrehst
deer
always keep an action figure of yourself to exaggerate your catch
No rules broken here.
When BAE welcomes you home, but you're happier to see the cat.
Sore Neck
the blood is what makes it good
Arguably the best sport fan banter. Alan “Tongue” and “Willie” Mason
Captain Cat Sparrow
Where did he Gogh?
problemerino
May your days be merry and bright...
Jack of all traits.
He's good at ignoring
Saw this while waiting for my car
Mondays, am I right?
This is super necessary... cause 2020 sucked balls.
Daughter returns home for Christmas tomorrow. Wonder how long it takes her to notice my photocopied face.
All I want for Christmas is...egg
My cousin informs me Canada does not generally play 'Beer Pong'. They actually have their own regional sport, naturally called 'Alcohockey'.
Green Energy
literally magic
When Grandma prioritises the dog over you
If you think you can just remove the dust jacket to get rid of the unnecessary 5" x 7" portrait of Shel Silverstein in your house, you're mistaken.
My daughter’s reaction when dad spilled some salsa on her head
Every holiday my mom dresses her alien statue Paul in different outfits. She out did herself for Christmas
Later virgins
I bought a house!! And now I am an adult. And as such, I wear a suit every day and carry paperwork in my briefcase.
Florida Pawn Shop
Life goes on also ew
Caught Grant by surprise