My kids suffered through this photoshoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for.

Zombie defense

Sometimes I receive mail addressed to my ex-husband.

I cought my dog in the middle of a yawn

I was the king of the world..

Damn it hurts

Missed opportunity for this book to be titled "I'll Write, I'll Write, I'll Write"

How to measure things in Canada

awesome game, greatly optimized

The force is stationary with this one..

People think they study economics, but they don't, I know more than them.

Newborn

Another Meeting that could have been an Email

Language learning

Trying to avoid cyberpunk 2077

Look out! Here comes Spiderman...

Happy birthday Beethoven

Hot.

You came here to laugh, but instead you will feel

That's what she said ,:(

Data the Madlad

To-do

A dad would be super proud of this

The perfect stocking-stuffer

Open your eyes traps have always existed

Come back later

Hide the Cyberpain

A sign outside a off strip casino in Las Vegas...talk about pulling a Ferris.

2 genders

This is definitely the way

:-(

Please help me :c

Uh oh, not the tree

when the ladder is made of that gay shit

How to die from a painful death ! Kermit edition.

smh aoc wtf

A cool old man

The hero we all want

lunk niggas be like

Science

Installation gone wrong

NOOOOO :'(

You are COVID

If I go I'm taking you with me

I be killing them hoes

The damage....

Forget success kid, now there is success cat!

Integration done right

Thoughts and prayers or something

Gotta take time to appreciate the view

Shit up snaggle tooth

take a GOOD LOOONG whiff baby just breeeathe it all in

Huh... Wuh...

Help is helpful

Monster....

Oi ***, how ya doin’

Took it too far Batman *cries

CHECK MATE ball boys

Wife 3d printed a switch stand

Yes please!

Follow me for more festive holiday recepies.

that's kind of racist and non-inclusive tbh

"maybe the jews really are behind everything"

Shop sign in Kyoto, Japan

proprietary physical storage goes brrr

CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET

Don't worry about that

I showed my favorite article from The Onion to my wife, and now she won't talk to me.

Ni**a

Never wanted to be in a gang until now

I just thought my teacher’s chemistry booklet would fit here

I owe all my skills to them chicken wings

Un-Presidented

The reboot we all need.

e m b r a c e m o n k e

2 types of florida man

O_o

I'm saving my virginity for crocky

warfare is deception

Unmatched!

Legend tributes Legend

where were you when the empire crumbled

Hot!!!

My 3-year-old yelled, "Look it's the dad from Onward!" Took me a second...

Grogu takin' care of that elf problem for ya.

So this is what a tourist in Italy looks like

And I'm done

my favorite subject was recess and lunch break

The different Asian languages made easy

this game is pure gold

Police Man

And that is a fact.

My friend had a newborn photoshoot with her dissertation

cmon

SMACKDOWN!

Even my french omelette turns into scrambled eggs.

mmm lefa

econobrehst

deer

always keep an action figure of yourself to exaggerate your catch