If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because she had to wear a coat

What a magnet

Ha, toasted.

Oh, so you're a discord admin?

awww yeah.

This restaurant’s menu for kids

Totally based

The greatest award acceptance speech ever, courtesy of Larry David

Act responsibly

brehlolo

She used to be annoying

title

Blame The Cashier

Judge thy neighbor

Real Zuckerberg is a Lizard Person

whip whip whip

Duchy of safesex.

This should have an official league as it seems to be covid-19 friendly

My daughter is playing Zelda on the Switch, and she thinks she’s so clever. She’s still laughing at her own joke.

Oh that's just f***ed up....

When people ask what it’s like having kids, I just show them this.

She still doesn’t get what’s wrong with it.

This is a thing.

Watch the ice cream just start screaming

If you see ...

Just another yoga pose I came up with to get this nervous patient through a mani-pedi.

Sooooo, what kind of potato are you?

good ol tyler1

People that live here have some stories man...

how are you?

My kids suffered through this photoshoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for.

Zombie defense

Sometimes I receive mail addressed to my ex-husband.

I cought my dog in the middle of a yawn

I was the king of the world..

Damn it hurts

Missed opportunity for this book to be titled "I'll Write, I'll Write, I'll Write"

How to measure things in Canada

awesome game, greatly optimized

The force is stationary with this one..

People think they study economics, but they don't, I know more than them.

Newborn

Another Meeting that could have been an Email

Language learning

Trying to avoid cyberpunk 2077

Look out! Here comes Spiderman...

Happy birthday Beethoven

Hot.

You came here to laugh, but instead you will feel

That's what she said ,:(

Data the Madlad

To-do

A dad would be super proud of this

The perfect stocking-stuffer

Open your eyes traps have always existed

Come back later

Hide the Cyberpain

A sign outside a off strip casino in Las Vegas...talk about pulling a Ferris.

2 genders

This is definitely the way

:-(

Please help me :c

Uh oh, not the tree

when the ladder is made of that gay shit

How to die from a painful death ! Kermit edition.

smh aoc wtf

A cool old man

The hero we all want

lunk niggas be like

Science

Installation gone wrong

NOOOOO :'(

You are COVID

If I go I'm taking you with me

I be killing them hoes

The damage....

Forget success kid, now there is success cat!

Integration done right

Thoughts and prayers or something

Gotta take time to appreciate the view

Shit up snaggle tooth

take a GOOD LOOONG whiff baby just breeeathe it all in

Huh... Wuh...

Help is helpful

Monster....

Oi ***, how ya doin’

Took it too far Batman *cries

CHECK MATE ball boys

Wife 3d printed a switch stand

Yes please!

Follow me for more festive holiday recepies.

that's kind of racist and non-inclusive tbh

"maybe the jews really are behind everything"

Shop sign in Kyoto, Japan

proprietary physical storage goes brrr

CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET

Don't worry about that

I showed my favorite article from The Onion to my wife, and now she won't talk to me.

Ni**a

Never wanted to be in a gang until now