i'm invincible sos

I'm not ashamed of sharing it. Are you?

murica

What my husband sends me while I'm at work

The mod's glitched, it gives half of them an extra claw

Tired of ground meat?

what a madlad

He takes it up the fairy ring

cybermeme

C'mon Disney why can't you be a bit more original

Too late

Jus need good friends in life!

when life just isn't as poggers as it used to be

Lord of the bullet

Are you sure it's okay?

This tells a story

100% that ***

I tire of these people

All in my VGG area

Day 3 of sneaking things into the nativity scene until someone notices- nobody has said anything and honestly, I'm shocked

This is how I attended my work Zoom Christmas party.

Can you make chicks with d i c k s in cyberpunk?

Just as I was getting tired of this format

You know the shoe, and so do I

My dad was payed to design and make T-Rex arms for someone's chicken.

Couldn't find our kittens anywhere. Never thought to check the fruit basket.

A Covid Christmas

My 12 year old did a “Photoshoot” with her pet hedgehog today

I know how to install windows 10.

It doesn't look good, doctor says I've got humans.

Introverted plant enthusiast

#breadisgood, #whiskeyisbetter

Why mutants first!?

Well, it didn’t...

Elton Johns

Poor Timmy

fugg :D

Two Feet of Snow...

wasn't this a gta mission?

Title

All I want for Christmas is you <3

Look up!

neigh

This is hanging outside the elevator at my work

Step one

They should wait till he’s older

how

I'm ashamed this makes me laugh.

Not even the right continent...

popierdole

pot twist: I write screenplays

One-Touch men

Lalapunk

At least lockdown is saving us from this

Lord of the Lembas

She has a hat and robe to stop her scratching her stitches. We just realised who she looks like...

Me and my Bros hanging out

That carpentry course really paid off.

You need what you need

Beware of any 'coal' in your stocking!

accurate

Okay, 60 smidgens for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot,

Shut your face.

The future is now old man.

haha admins gone and gay am I right

Cute and dirty at the same time!

Reporting the weather

If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because she had to wear a coat

What a magnet

Ha, toasted.

Oh, so you're a discord admin?

awww yeah.

This restaurant’s menu for kids

Totally based

The greatest award acceptance speech ever, courtesy of Larry David

Act responsibly

brehlolo

She used to be annoying

title

Blame The Cashier

Judge thy neighbor

Real Zuckerberg is a Lizard Person

whip whip whip

Duchy of safesex.

This should have an official league as it seems to be covid-19 friendly

My daughter is playing Zelda on the Switch, and she thinks she’s so clever. She’s still laughing at her own joke.

Oh that's just f***ed up....

When people ask what it’s like having kids, I just show them this.

She still doesn’t get what’s wrong with it.

This is a thing.

Watch the ice cream just start screaming

If you see ...

Just another yoga pose I came up with to get this nervous patient through a mani-pedi.

Sooooo, what kind of potato are you?

good ol tyler1

People that live here have some stories man...

how are you?

My kids suffered through this photoshoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for.

Zombie defense

Sometimes I receive mail addressed to my ex-husband.