Couldn't find our kittens anywhere. Never thought to check the fruit basket.
A Covid Christmas
My 12 year old did a “Photoshoot” with her pet hedgehog today
I know how to install windows 10.
It doesn't look good, doctor says I've got humans.
Introverted plant enthusiast
#breadisgood, #whiskeyisbetter
Why mutants first!?
Well, it didn’t...
Elton Johns
Poor Timmy
fugg :D
Two Feet of Snow...
wasn't this a gta mission?
Title
All I want for Christmas is you <3
Look up!
neigh
This is hanging outside the elevator at my work
Step one
They should wait till he’s older
how
I'm ashamed this makes me laugh.
Not even the right continent...
popierdole
pot twist: I write screenplays
One-Touch men
Lalapunk
At least lockdown is saving us from this
Lord of the Lembas
She has a hat and robe to stop her scratching her stitches. We just realised who she looks like...
Me and my Bros hanging out
That carpentry course really paid off.
You need what you need
Beware of any 'coal' in your stocking!
accurate
Okay, 60 smidgens for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot,
Shut your face.
The future is now old man.
haha admins gone and gay am I right
Cute and dirty at the same time!
Reporting the weather
If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because she had to wear a coat
What a magnet
Ha, toasted.
Oh, so you're a discord admin?
awww yeah.
This restaurant’s menu for kids
Totally based
The greatest award acceptance speech ever, courtesy of Larry David
Act responsibly
brehlolo
She used to be annoying
title
Blame The Cashier
Judge thy neighbor
Real Zuckerberg is a Lizard Person
whip whip whip
Duchy of safesex.
This should have an official league as it seems to be covid-19 friendly
My daughter is playing Zelda on the Switch, and she thinks she’s so clever. She’s still laughing at her own joke.
Oh that's just f***ed up....
When people ask what it’s like having kids, I just show them this.
She still doesn’t get what’s wrong with it.
This is a thing.
Watch the ice cream just start screaming
If you see ...
Just another yoga pose I came up with to get this nervous patient through a mani-pedi.
Sooooo, what kind of potato are you?
good ol tyler1
People that live here have some stories man...
how are you?
My kids suffered through this photoshoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for.
Zombie defense
Sometimes I receive mail addressed to my ex-husband.
I cought my dog in the middle of a yawn
I was the king of the world..
Damn it hurts
Missed opportunity for this book to be titled "I'll Write, I'll Write, I'll Write"
How to measure things in Canada
awesome game, greatly optimized
The force is stationary with this one..
People think they study economics, but they don't, I know more than them.
Newborn
Another Meeting that could have been an Email
Language learning
Trying to avoid cyberpunk 2077
Look out! Here comes Spiderman...
Happy birthday Beethoven
Hot.
You came here to laugh, but instead you will feel
That's what she said ,:(
Data the Madlad
To-do
A dad would be super proud of this
The perfect stocking-stuffer
Open your eyes traps have always existed
Come back later
Hide the Cyberpain
A sign outside a off strip casino in Las Vegas...talk about pulling a Ferris.