7k+ in 2 days is scarily good

Broke up with an ex earlier this year. Her parents gave me a belated Christmas gift and told me to, “fork off”

Me neither.

health

Found some loose change in my pocket from my last trip to the pub.

an hero

Ooooh

Looks like the Frosted Mega Wheats are ready for harvest

Kiss your butt goodbye

“"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 7.

Flat earth + 5G = comedy

Oi bruv.

Ride 'em cowboy

I thought he had 2 tongues but this explains it

a christmas miracle

for the bible tells me so

What did the apple say to the banana? NOTHING BANANAS DONT SPEAK!

alternate universe

Pure Admiration

dads

Adeptus mechanicus be like

My sister thought my leg could use more holiday spirit

peta

humm

terrible

This is why moshpits in drive-in concerts don't work.

best spiderman 3

Good Fit by Steve Nelson

Christmas decorations: men and women

Artist replaced his wife’s framed photos with Star Wars art and she didn’t notice for 8 days

pomst

Really makes you think

americea

This isn’t even close to making sense!

tak

no one is

Translation: “trust me, no one knows the streets better.” Cit.

Perp Talk

No good work goes unpunished

TIL falkor was part doodle.

because i am

   

   

Fun fact about Australia

How do you think this train ride will go?

Wings of death

he's a dop Ted

#justnetflixthings

This one is for the brehs

Micro maths

   

American food according to Europeans.

They are such a mysterious creatures

I saw the apron while shopping, and decided to do a remake of my mother’s favorite picture for Christmas. 23 years apart.

Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down. Something tells me this game isn't really 8+.

Wonder Woman 1984..

Saw this sign at the grocery store today

Shoutout to my mom who very kindly brought me "dumbells" from the basement and even washed them so I could work out at home with weights - turns out these are old Soviet-era hand grenades

Its been a lot

Now just what are Alvin, Simon and Theodore doing?!

The disgust on his face is unbelievable. Poor guy.

I got some sweet cross stitching glasses

Well Prepared

I used to work at target 4 years ago and I was notorious for forgetting my name badge and "borrowing" someone else's. Just Found these. Lmk if you want your name badge back

Perfect alignment

Can I go to the can?

how could she

his feet too big for his gotdang feet

Scientists have discovered a black hole that absorbs all food falling to the floor.

My brother has been feeding a seagull scraps from his windowsill for weeks, so my girlfriend bought him this sign. Safe to say the seagull was not impressed.

I found this sign in a public restroom and I thought it was funny. Sorry for the bad lighting.

Just an unfortunate font selection.

Greek Mythology in a nutshell... yes, Zeus was a freak of nature and he deserve to be *bonked*

Target really decided if we're living in a pandemic we might as well look like we've lost our farm after locusts ate our crops

Santa vs. Satan

Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas

He’s looking fine

They only had one job...

Bigot spider

At First Glance

How the dog cage ended up being used.

Shift Change

My dad, his dog, and I all share the same hair cut

Even people that don't watch Star Wars love Baby Yoda.

How deep is the snow?

Ice Slice Baby

you promised

   

and i'm here 5'3 300lbs of fat

What's updog?

2nd wave

i need answers

I love accurate branding

My gf left this warning for me on my pillow

gold

AI Uno Reverse

Hope for 2021

Warning

Security lizard

My friends mom got him this for Christmas