The Fastest Man Alive

As a new homeowner, I asked my parents for some yard equipment for Christmas. They had me guessing about this one all the way until the end!

I would do anything for food, but I won’t do that....

#2 in Canada

This Smirnoff Advertisement

Meme formats as dead as my grandpa after covid

Headset problems

sw post

Fact!!

Enjoy the food

This is the way?

Cat with a N-word pass

Anon is a retard

be afraid

I recently told my gf about my love for 80ies glam shots. I wasn‘t prepared for her christmas gift.

Almost New

The McRib is back...

watch out or she will appear behind you and destroy your workers union

gamer move

Santa left a horrible present under the tree.

Just wanted to make people laugh :(

this is what mctrump is into

New pressure cooker

Gift of "Cold Hard Cash"

every time

One true King!!

The only time we'll read them.

The way she looks at food!

Easter egg or Spoiler?

running from that liveleak logo

Not impressed with washes.

Lieblingsfach

living the dream

walk by faith

Susan's daughter turned 1 yesterday! Instead of having her pick our here future career , she had her pick something a little more important...Her starter pokemon

Officer Breh

When this bar dressed up for Halloween

Check it. I dare you

2021 Survival Guide

Found this sign at Home Depot.

Someone's been lazy this Christmas...

Interesting mugshots

Some us will get it. He finally got his power converters

I saw your festive leg, so I though I’d share my festive legs from Christmas Eve! Happy holidays.

Leaving a surprise under our new deck for future home owners

Birthday card a girl made for her Dad

My popcorn bag thinks I'm a moron.

Wine

I love a good prank

7k+ in 2 days is scarily good

Broke up with an ex earlier this year. Her parents gave me a belated Christmas gift and told me to, “fork off”

Me neither.

health

Found some loose change in my pocket from my last trip to the pub.

an hero

Ooooh

Looks like the Frosted Mega Wheats are ready for harvest

Kiss your butt goodbye

“"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 7.

Flat earth + 5G = comedy

Oi bruv.

Ride 'em cowboy

I thought he had 2 tongues but this explains it

a christmas miracle

for the bible tells me so

What did the apple say to the banana? NOTHING BANANAS DONT SPEAK!

alternate universe

Pure Admiration

dads

Adeptus mechanicus be like

My sister thought my leg could use more holiday spirit

peta

humm

terrible

This is why moshpits in drive-in concerts don't work.

best spiderman 3

Good Fit by Steve Nelson

Christmas decorations: men and women

Artist replaced his wife’s framed photos with Star Wars art and she didn’t notice for 8 days

pomst

Really makes you think

americea

This isn’t even close to making sense!

tak

no one is

Translation: “trust me, no one knows the streets better.” Cit.

Perp Talk

No good work goes unpunished

TIL falkor was part doodle.

because i am

   

   

Fun fact about Australia

How do you think this train ride will go?

Wings of death

he's a dop Ted

#justnetflixthings

This one is for the brehs

Micro maths