Since Christmas I been wearing these noticing how the right ear sounds lower than the left one but just brushing it off

Saw this at my local Micro Center...

Simple things in life make me laugh

I don’t want a solution, I just want to complain.

My fortune cookie gets me

Beast Mode

People are disgusting

Kids won't go outside so took the wifi for a walk.

crashing like a bomb, leaving like a storm

Haha dum dum muricans

Restrooms at the Blue Whale on Route 66. A magical place where strangers become close friends.

Bumper sticker that is so very true right now

A shocking diagnosis.

majik

CyberBorat2077

*unzips pants* here we go again

A yes africa hungry

the ultra contrarian

The bottom of this pizza box

haha smallpox go brrr

post

My stepdad didn't want a kitten the whole time we were looking for one, this is him within 30 seconds after the kitten arrived.

pain

Your shit, get it, get it all together Hulu.

My cat jumps to extreme heights and thinks she's Batman

The perfect ninja

2021 not looking so good

Reupload due to rule break- friend sent me sid the Sloth in his wood

Just got a new job. They said to wear "Christmas clothes" the other day. They all came in dressed up. My dumb ass apparently didn't understood the same thing.

I can have a good time

Another year, another layer of tape

Angry Letter

Kek fiction

Spared no expense...

One of my 15yo son’s comics, hope you like it

Etsy shop sent the wrong apron - now I have an apron with this random guy's face

Meanwhile, NYE in New Zealand

This one, this is the one.

Its hard being a single dad

Haven't been in one for a while, but it's true

They Have No Faith.

2020 was not kind to Ellen

gay lol

Get him Chewie!

problem, russian mafia?

Sir, I'm pretty sure this is just a domestic flight

I don’t think they thought this through.

Shhhh...his favorite show is on

Help a homie out.

NYPD at it again.

My dog reminded me of someone when he turned to look at me.

Not quite the answer we expected

Support your friends !

Title must not be empty.

It was time to update the sign.

New year's resolutions

Entauri outfit reveal

the firefighter

moo

He's unfortunate

“We can repair anything”

Ultimate dad joke?

Damn, I think I missed a miracle.

I don’t think he has heard of second covid

From our local dairy farm.

Anon has gains

The moon is huge tonight wtf

Nevermind

Prolly the best Photoshop i've ever done

My new years resolution is to get fit

Old news

There are two types of people in the world

Lucky ***

He´s back y´all!

Someone Bonk me please

el titelo de posto

feign ignorance

Gud doge

Sometimes I really wonder if we are in a comedy show of an alien tv...

Proper way to quarantine

Quack

o>o whats this

Billie...

This Porta Potty Cleaning truck.

milkers

priorities

Anon braps

One of these elves is not the same

Yes

I live with....

Someone is gonna die and he doesn't know yet

I like those odds

Don't forget to update your Euro notes

My cat started doing some Gymnastics

This kid is the worst.

Soy chorizo!

Somethings not right with my Frozen book

Never Fans

So my dog likes to stand like this when he is startled

I didn’t know the first part, but the second part is intuitive.