I thought of this while cooking a pizza and couldn't stop laughing until I made it.

there is no escape, i can already feel the bald genes kicking in... it is inevitable

“So tell me again how YOU had a bad day...”

You killed my boy— I take your ship

My computer has no face cam so I had to improvise for class

Unfortunate Call

It's a Banana

What do you prefer?

yeah i think he understood

A scene from my hometown...

Silly Mando.....

New Console

In a different universe...

Lockdown day 211: Starting getting feelings for fruits

We got a new squirrel feeder

I can feel my blood turing to vodka

Oi folks! Abandon hope

My friend : "I'm renovating my living room, I'm gonna put a dinosaur on the wall." Me : "Sure..."

You know you work in a classy place when someone takes the time to print and laminate their snarky comment.

It be like that

Spotted at the local pawn shop

I know which I prefer..

AND less badder !

How old is this banana???

lamar

3 inches is 3 inches though

A bright future...

can't wait to be a mancubus

2041 here we come!

Get to it Samurai

Sting Like A Bee

Hee hee

Life with Cats!

ok.

there ya go

When you got no moneys but you flirt and get things

Opening the front camera: Expectations vs Reality

Oh Yikes..

Perhaps i am

recommended

Someone had a bad day...

I love this too much lol

I HAVE OFFICIAL BUSINESS

Who thought this coat was a good idea?

He looks kinda familiar

style

don't listen to her

Selfie.

Clobbering hour

Nice Rates

I hate this world

My brother is in a badminton club so I made him a t-shirt for Christmas

Preach it, bird!

I’ve been drawing only using squiggly lines for a few years now. Here are the different pieces so far.

VIRTUAL MANTRA

hot

Lightsaber

Declined

What the hell, Chris?!

How to flirt 101

The bumper really sells it

that is not a hill

The highest form of art

I’m not so sure

My wife is way too amused at my sister's gift to me

This A-Hole opened a locked bathroom door only to sit here and yell at me- can’t have any quiet alone time in this house!

what do y'all do with those little white balls that come in your mozzarella drink???

I’ve been at war with my dog to keep him away from the snacks. Today I received this peace offering. Wish I could find him to thank him.

This is my “at home” look anyway.

Impressive really

Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh

Never subtle

Gentlemen I’m going in

On purpose

oi ya wanka

One of my prof at university sticks such cuttings to his office door. Some are there since more than a decade and they never get old. I clicked this in 2016 and looks like this was issued in 1993!

haha yes

I give you the Starship Entercat ...

When Ed got grounded and they stole his stairs

When trolls find your etsy shop

Choose wisely..

Twas an interesting night

Undercover Pinocchio by Steve Nelson

Snoop Doggo

Went to the dentist to make the last payment on $12,000 of work done. This is the toilet paper in his office restroom.

a high one

The same to you

based

Before and After 2020

You poor thing

Pick someone

Shalom

and it never recovered

real shit

Buddy Gator - New Year's Resolution

Hehe comedy gold

This is BIG

Tip cup

This owl sits cross legged

Friendly reminder: Don't forget to maintain healthy habits, even though times are tough.