Went to the dentist to make the last payment on $12,000 of work done. This is the toilet paper in his office restroom.

a high one

The same to you

based

Before and After 2020

You poor thing

Pick someone

Shalom

and it never recovered

real shit

Buddy Gator - New Year's Resolution

Hehe comedy gold

This is BIG

Tip cup

This owl sits cross legged

Friendly reminder: Don't forget to maintain healthy habits, even though times are tough.

she went to horny jail

S Q U A R E

Man, going through monke rehabilitation

This will probably be buried but i tried.

"The Benderorian"

I bet that snowman has some shrinkage

​if “uncomfortable” was a picture

should've paid attention

brehmember when they all stood behind qanon and now they call him a deepstate conspiracy brehs lmao

Illegal firearms

Customer Conversation

New Year, New Motto.

this is how it happened!

bruh

Just let it go, Elsa

dios mios

CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO

Who's Poison?

Ah Australia... Don't change.

Get got nerds

Clever bois meet clever girls

Someone better call the Penguin Civil Liberties Union

cat?

Some people need to be told

⠀⠀⠀

the difference is that i dont want to fuk vtubers

Took a nice picture of my kids today

in England, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

My new house came with this little hammock thing. So it’s now my banana hammock

Every morning

Discovered that Ben Affleck and I have the same shirt

is the balkans this bad brehs

Virtual meetings are like modern seances

Some hard truth for these women

Since Christmas I been wearing these noticing how the right ear sounds lower than the left one but just brushing it off

Saw this at my local Micro Center...

Simple things in life make me laugh

I don’t want a solution, I just want to complain.

My fortune cookie gets me

Beast Mode

People are disgusting

Kids won't go outside so took the wifi for a walk.

crashing like a bomb, leaving like a storm

Haha dum dum muricans

Restrooms at the Blue Whale on Route 66. A magical place where strangers become close friends.

Bumper sticker that is so very true right now

A shocking diagnosis.

majik

CyberBorat2077

*unzips pants* here we go again

A yes africa hungry

the ultra contrarian

The bottom of this pizza box

haha smallpox go brrr

post

My stepdad didn't want a kitten the whole time we were looking for one, this is him within 30 seconds after the kitten arrived.

pain

Your shit, get it, get it all together Hulu.

My cat jumps to extreme heights and thinks she's Batman

The perfect ninja

2021 not looking so good

Reupload due to rule break- friend sent me sid the Sloth in his wood

Just got a new job. They said to wear "Christmas clothes" the other day. They all came in dressed up. My dumb ass apparently didn't understood the same thing.

I can have a good time

Another year, another layer of tape

Angry Letter

Kek fiction

Spared no expense...

One of my 15yo son’s comics, hope you like it

Etsy shop sent the wrong apron - now I have an apron with this random guy's face

Meanwhile, NYE in New Zealand

This one, this is the one.

Its hard being a single dad

Haven't been in one for a while, but it's true

They Have No Faith.

2020 was not kind to Ellen

gay lol

Get him Chewie!

problem, russian mafia?

Sir, I'm pretty sure this is just a domestic flight

I don’t think they thought this through.

Shhhh...his favorite show is on

Help a homie out.

NYPD at it again.