The bumper really sells it

The highest form of art

I’m not so sure

My wife is way too amused at my sister's gift to me

This A-Hole opened a locked bathroom door only to sit here and yell at me- can’t have any quiet alone time in this house!

what do y'all do with those little white balls that come in your mozzarella drink???

I’ve been at war with my dog to keep him away from the snacks. Today I received this peace offering. Wish I could find him to thank him.

This is my “at home” look anyway.

Impressive really

Never subtle

Gentlemen I’m going in

On purpose

oi ya wanka

One of my prof at university sticks such cuttings to his office door. Some are there since more than a decade and they never get old. I clicked this in 2016 and looks like this was issued in 1993!

haha yes

I give you the Starship Entercat ...

When Ed got grounded and they stole his stairs

When trolls find your etsy shop

Choose wisely..

Twas an interesting night

Undercover Pinocchio by Steve Nelson

Snoop Doggo

Went to the dentist to make the last payment on $12,000 of work done. This is the toilet paper in his office restroom.

a high one

The same to you

based

Before and After 2020

You poor thing

Pick someone

Shalom

and it never recovered

real shit

Buddy Gator - New Year's Resolution

Hehe comedy gold

This is BIG

Tip cup

This owl sits cross legged

Friendly reminder: Don't forget to maintain healthy habits, even though times are tough.

she went to horny jail

S Q U A R E

Man, going through monke rehabilitation

This will probably be buried but i tried.

"The Benderorian"

I bet that snowman has some shrinkage

​if “uncomfortable” was a picture

should've paid attention

brehmember when they all stood behind qanon and now they call him a deepstate conspiracy brehs lmao

Illegal firearms

Customer Conversation

New Year, New Motto.

this is how it happened!

bruh

Just let it go, Elsa

dios mios

CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO

Who's Poison?

Ah Australia... Don't change.

Get got nerds

Clever bois meet clever girls

Someone better call the Penguin Civil Liberties Union

cat?

Some people need to be told

⠀⠀⠀

the difference is that i dont want to fuk vtubers

Took a nice picture of my kids today

in England, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

My new house came with this little hammock thing. So it’s now my banana hammock

Every morning

Discovered that Ben Affleck and I have the same shirt

is the balkans this bad brehs

Virtual meetings are like modern seances

Some hard truth for these women

Since Christmas I been wearing these noticing how the right ear sounds lower than the left one but just brushing it off

Saw this at my local Micro Center...

Simple things in life make me laugh

I don’t want a solution, I just want to complain.

My fortune cookie gets me

Beast Mode

People are disgusting

Kids won't go outside so took the wifi for a walk.

crashing like a bomb, leaving like a storm

Haha dum dum muricans

Restrooms at the Blue Whale on Route 66. A magical place where strangers become close friends.

Bumper sticker that is so very true right now

A shocking diagnosis.

majik

CyberBorat2077

*unzips pants* here we go again

A yes africa hungry

the ultra contrarian

The bottom of this pizza box

haha smallpox go brrr

post

My stepdad didn't want a kitten the whole time we were looking for one, this is him within 30 seconds after the kitten arrived.

pain

Your shit, get it, get it all together Hulu.

My cat jumps to extreme heights and thinks she's Batman

The perfect ninja

2021 not looking so good

Reupload due to rule break- friend sent me sid the Sloth in his wood