My wife’s Birthday card makes a pretty good point...
Ahh Yes Memories
Set retro filter to cat levels
Once I was drunk and found even a drunker version of my future self passed out
Good ol' days..
Snorkel susan
This dog got stuck in the car speakers. He’s now a subWoofer.
:^)
Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go
Cats. Am I Right?
Force entry
Yes
bing bong
Women!!! Get better
Wrong time wrong place
Dropped my bottle of Frank's hot sauce from the fridge and the spillage looks like the golden ratio. The universe is trying to tell me something.
Post tits
thx duddy
accurate
#buildbackbetter
Written and directed by: George Lucas
Haha good friends of dimocracy
A poster is nothing but the sum of his OC #TheBig10k
They say perfect man doesn’t exists
Save the children
"Hey girl. Can I have yo numbuh?"
:^)
cabbage seller
BREH
:-(
pp mad
Oh no she dieent!!
I have a question..
What are we doing...
Cat got bonked IRL
quickly leave the sinking ship
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ignoring signs...
Who rents porn?
Trust your eyes.
Write it down god d*mn it
6 years ago today I changed my parents computer background to my Grandmom’s face. They couldn’t figure out how to change it, so it lasted up until it died last year
Kinda
A theatre in Sydney, Australia.
Fitler
I ain't paying 15 bucks for skittles
...yea :)
that barrel is poggers
Accepted
RIP Carl
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBREH
ONLY safe travel this year
He is tall though
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
Still hot so
My math teacher said that we needed to draw a duck on our assignment to receive credit, so this is what I made.
on second thought
I guess Google knows something we don't...
saw a video of a pelican trying to gobble up a whole ass capybara so I had to doodle this
Please guys
The world is a joke
BASED POGGERS
Get sh*t on kid!
harambe v0
Growing my own food
Who the f*ck
Strip club in Vancouver sign following the Storming of the US Capital
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Not sure you want to end that subscription
Get em bois
Thanks, I feel great
Cheers bunny
We don't need karate anymore
Holdup! What?
Well deserved
The sad part is, they're right
Seen in kerrville
Ever get that feeling you are being followed?
Don't finger em!!
The long forgotten chemical compound!
Happy snip-snip day to my husband!
breh
FEAR THE NIPPLE
Gettin' Nasty
Guys, don't hit Bob!
200 IQ
Easily the funniest birthday card I've ever gotten
maybe i should put on my combat gear and just go burn police stations with my brehs. in minecraft.
Speech 100000
Signal Strength: Eggcellent
Godspeed, you magnificent ***s
Better then spiderman slap
Hope I'm not too late with this one
There really be girls like this out there, watch out
Oh sweet ducks
Got my first round of vaccinations today. Not gonna lie, I found this a little disconcerting.
I took this photo. Indeed, this is a photo taken of my own accord.
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This ambulance my son got in a pack of toy cars... Ted Bundy must own the company
Da sock.