Cop training

untitled

Thank God it's not Obama

haha yes

:))

hmm

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You SURE those are the windows you want?!?!

mgs4: war always changes

They’re dreaming

I just cant

Well if they didn’t use made up words this wouldn’t be a problem

So my parents' neighbour had written "LOVE THE EARTH" on his land in rocks. There was a very fortunate storm last night...

hand her over

Is this a good fit?

I went fishing just to relax, but there was so much pressure

‍ ‍ ‍

Zoomed out...

WHAT A LEGEND

United Nations lmao

Dry Spell

COOKKIIEESS!

I'll tell you, just leave me alone

Incel

Watch at your own risk

Mommy's bad because she interrupted my meal

Nutritional advice, brought to you by Target!

mmmmm

They don't grow back for you

I don't like you, never did. Credit: @hannahhillam

I am once again asking for your help...

Continues to rub lamp.

Gotta love the sauce.

Why am I always the 1%

How I’m feeling about 2021.

Anything for money

If the mittens fit...

Canadian parking enforcement doesn’t mess around

I love hot showers!

Office Space

Things that matter

Typical Zeus

Check and mate

Hey! Up here!

The numbers, Mason!

remember gains > horny

This horse statue near my town looks like Jar Jar Binks bustin a nut

Netflix just asked me this. Why yes, yes I am netflix

Just kidding, I don’t fly

I asked my wife where the left vagina is. She didn’t laugh.

who did it better?

My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!

Ned was no saint

This thought really digs into the relaxation time

yes

Here’s my COVID vaccine card after I forgot it was in my pocket after laundry

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Child of Cincinnati

excellent

There was flooding where I live recently. Ironic

like should I just throw it away or should I swallow it?

a very unhealthy habit that i can't stop

based and gay

Compromise

Obviously because it's Japanese made

100% factual

chaddd

Creepy joe

based

Every night

For real?

The view over cat mountain is breathtaking at this time of year.

Maybe i'm a robot

Get back thots

"Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into."

Yes, he can

The car goes vroooooom

Title

Dis gonna Be(rnie) good.

maced

Not sure who made this but it’s gold

golg

How innocent

Got him

Spaghetti Al Dente

Wire stripper

Thank God I don’t know what that means

We all get a kick out of these two businesses in town making jokes on their signs

"E"

Best one yet!!

Ummm, based?

sad existential honking noises

Dividing up the bed

Fool me thrice, shame on my neighbor

Go baby go go

Dogs are great listeners...

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha

I personally want the UwUzi

Looking for the perfect temperature

As a Dutch guy I can confirm.

Uh oh