I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; here’s Jesse from today, who was screaming at his poor dog instead of moving to a different area to talk on the phone:

working class hero

True legends

When in doubt, bri'ish.

Golum hates sting, hates it!

nice

When Star Trek was at its peak.

Is this the horseshoe everyone is going on about?

Outstanding

What did he mean by this?

Existential bread

Mans going places

Communism.

Scalpers

The perfect license plate for the perfect car

These new stonetoss comics be wild.

Steve Rogers and Peggy Carter married since 1946

Typical internal monologue for me

My dog is an idiot but I love her

***ing Martha is a ***

yes

Hate washing cups

I am still here

the states breh like dis too brehs

The grind never stops

EA destroys another franchise

Can someone help me out with this color palette? Need to repaint my walls but there are too many colors to pick from. Was thinking mint green?

relatable

Mini fridge message at 5 star hotel

Good thread

heartwarming

Men over 35 in skinny jeans...

partners all along

Every villain needs a sympathetic backstory these days

Odd-looking blokes everywhere

UWU

Everything changed when fire nation attacked.

Daveman's greatest Invention

Every season I understand fashion less and less.

THOSE SICK ***S

Funny phone

wr any%

Wiser words have never been written before

breh why da fuk we spenin money on vaccine if we can by a coke

dancy dog

Atleast they're not a hypocrite

keep them coming

500

still one of his best photos

Got a John cena tatoo on my leg

Give it to me gay, doc.

High trust vs low trust cultures

We value your ideas, they said

emotional baggage claim

Not today. . .

you’re fired.

As planned

A mom for 4 years, and I am a parent officially today. I stepped on my first Lego!

The first rule of Fight Club is...

Harder, better, faster, deader

Mr bean car got an upgrade

Your going to Brazil [OC]

:^)

______

Having an active imagination while building a chair

uhohbreh

E.T

me you wet wet hehe girl right

Keeping it pure and simple

Take that, flat Earthers

tHe AcE iS iN tHe HoLe!

I just don't feel anything anymore..

I design unnecessary products so I created a phone case that lets you take a mirror selfie absolutely anywhere.

I blamed my stationary my entire life

Very Proud

big woop Jon

Thought I bought beams

AND DON'T COME BACK.

Disney's Merch for the new F4 movie.

That wench, how dare she!

Pandemic or not, these should just be a thing, right?

Coming out of the lockdown.

"Are you a gamer? Ugh! - why do you spend your time on that crap?"

Crouching boobs, Hidden boner

We're not doing so bad.

Poor guy had no choice...

a passable dad joke

My kid is so much cooler than I am...

Tacos is Importanter

The Elephant in the Room

10 years from now when the cashier says your bill is $20.20

Hue hue hue

peak comedy

you're breathe taking

Stay woke

Help plz

If watching the Discovery channel has taught me anything

Suddenly, The Cone Of Shame Isn't So Bad

hahaha xD big funny

It hits different