The house always wins!
My girlfriend and I got a PlayStation 5 so naturally we did a fake maternity and newborn shoot with it.
Try again bro, plz
I wish I had these when my wife was pregnant
not in my house
Upper management came to supervise the vehicle repair.
Custom Unspeakable Milk
"Mum your lightsaber isn't working"
Stefon knows his shots
Up in here, up in here!
one f*ck two f*ck red f*ck blue f*ck
Growing up in Canada with UK parents
I don't know how I managed without this book
talk about a shitpost
Am I the weird one for expecting this to rhyme?
My sweater as a kid in Iraq
HIMYM characters and their mental issues
When your obachan was a duelist
Great, I've been looking for a place to sacrifice children.
His punches have the power of kicks!
HEY DOES ANYO-
Just doing his thing
Its not going back! Its advancing forward!
Amy needs to get it together
Painters had to mask off the pantry but still had our backs.
He did not expect the internet...
Can't F wait
In the chair tonight
Like i said. I’m keeping tabs this year
Some won't enjoy it, but you will.
New boy wonder
getting banned from china any%
The next contestant is.. me!
Australia’s federal health minister has been admitted to hospital. The Australian media didn’t waste the wordplay opportunity.
Bloddy *** *** *** *** [OC]
@Deznal (its friday here)
Suburban nature is disgusting
"Last" $100 million
It's Mario Day
How to mow the lawn in those hard to reach places
Clear your mind.
petit-déjeuner de champions
Something is not correct.
Bought a bug zapper on Amazon, This is the pic that really sold it for me.
The Royal family judging Archie
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Sometimes you get exactly what you wished for.
The queen on infinite health or sum shit
My favorite Dr. Seuss book
Just to make sure everyone knows...
That one time we met Jason Momoa and my husband came up with this great idea. Two years later and I haven't washed my hair!
I can think of one person who's getting this for his retirement party
I heard the sauce recipe is killer
wake up sheeple
Project Apollo recruitment
Jeopardy! contestant teases legend Ken Jennings by jokingly writing the incorrect response of H&R Block for Final Jeopardy. H&R Block was the answer that ended Jennings' 74-game winning streak.
anon has autism
this packaging on walnuts
Was looking for a sandwich maker, MVP Paul has sold me on this one
Leslie Nielsen makes everything better
wouldve liked to see her more