Reading this i thought "damn i only speak english" but then i remembered german is my first language

Yep, thats her phone

Just tumblr..

Creativity at its best

This is so cool.

That's racist

This is...

Im doin my best

How to actually have fun with useless machines

This is what it means to feel pain

She didn't realize that asking for legs also meant getting a new anus...

Canada

Everyone is a nerd when it comes to magic!

Japanese tattoos are so cool!

This is me every night

Genie knows what it's all about.

America's Wang

Someone shopped the bike out of this

Surprise Buttsex

The I in team

Troll dad fails again.

Just tumblr...

Didn't expect that

Being a prick

He has facebook

Chinese restaurant translation fail

Some people

Interesting Formula

Terms and conditions

Poor Kenny

Valid point.

Maybe they will

Rubik cube for geeks

Because stairs are too mainstream

Dafuq Yahoo

When boys have blue eyes..

It's IBM Formatted, YO!!!

Can't argue with that logic

Movie recommendation of the day

"Don't put that on the internet" -my brother

Satanic idea (2)

The thug life chose me...

My top favorite comic

Read it Slowly?

I don't even...

He is real......

Every Freakin' Time

Wait For It...

Thats racist

Skill level over 9000

Waiting on the bus during winter

Yea, too spoon.

Welcome to the real world

...... Wewk

Goodbye, cruel world

I did not see this coming

Wow.. just wow! feels!

Timing is everything

He-Man ruined my childhood

Satanic idea

O sh*t !

I was expecting him to bounce back up

Just wait for it human.

He got a point

Wonderland

How i imagine its like to work at an office

Seems like we had the same Girlfriend, brother..

Youtube gold

Steve gets a job.

Snackrifice

Reposting on the internet

This guy sh*t bricks after the flash went off.

Today's hipsters

Bad day

Like a Legendary Boss!

This is a hack I want to learn...

My favorite LotR Comic

Cone of Happiness

I just love the grumpy face at the end

Sinko de Mayo

Meanwhile in north Korea

Epic Adam Sandler.

Jedi boxer

Summer in Alaska

My math teacher taught me a beautiful Japanese saying..

Paper Parkour

Things to do while you're on hold

The b*tch took it too far

That doesn't make any sense

Can't really argue with that.

Surprise Motherf*cker

Saddest story I've heard

Need a laxative? Well, you'll sh*t bricks

What really happened

Aladeen Motherf*cker

Tonight I am Player One!

I'll just leave this here

Girls these days

World's drunkest guy ever.

Talk about a Dog House!