It's not my fault that I age and my waifu doesn't

>:) A meme for your girlfriend

mmm choccy milk!

Well... Shit

If you're broke, just book the B team for your event.

Give me that milk girl

I asked my girlfriend if she ever made a snowman and she showed me this photo of her childhood

Obey

I ain’t jumping till Moses goes away

Not just straight

Lord Beerus plotting the next universe to destroy.

What a trans icon I guess

I'm sorry, little one...

Those hippos are fast!

This is me when my wife brings me a salad from McDonalds

Just like any other Sunday in China

Excuse me

“A GAY character? Why, whatever do you mean? There was never a gay character in this movie.”

Woke pup

LeBron James tours China on the day when nothing happened.

Eggboy

Someone's been messing with the power metres at work.

Eminem and 50 Cent meeting for the first time, 1982.

Why are there so many?!

It's one hell of a character arc

Make love not war?

You're chasing a meme... Nothing more.

Just take a second and breathe you're almost there

COMMUNISM BAD!!

Rejoice, as it's still not gay to kiss the homies good night!

aot fans be like

Big Boss approves

Because that's what heroes do.

That’s when we’ll know.

We live in a different time

as my man Kakyoin likes to say...

Not all that good, eh?!

Fortunate mistake

“MoNeY dOeSn’T bUy HaPpInEsS-“ Just shut up!

This would make one hell of an episode of Mr Bean

Sad day today, bois

In the 20's the soviets tried to crossbreed humans and apes to form a new army/slaves.

C'mon, Australia! You can do better than that!

never the last ride

Norway gang rise up.

14th century wasn't nice

tfw

That would be awesome

And I don't want to think what is about to happen

Funnyn't

Nobody understands

Such dialogue, such character development, truly an amazing series

The God That Failed

don't drink kids.

Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing.

"Zolpidem works"

One way trip

Took me ridiculously long to realise

Usubor

It's alright, not the first one

she does, doesn't she?

:^)

Hmmmmm

1 arrow?

Real estate agent humorously responds to vandalism

Shit post

HydroHomies where you at?

My bar spitting the hard truth.

Sad

enjoy them while they last

Sad modern story :(

Hit the road Cat!

Eat your heart out Apple

"If All Of Olympus Shall Deny Me Of The Holy Grail, Then All Of Olympus Shall Die!"

People are horrible, what can I say?

Fact

Society

The only thing they fear is you

Netflix?

Stupid mosquitos

such an obeying partner

No Fighting.

A snail can sleep for three years at a time.

A creative way to send monetary aid when you have no money

Choose wisely -_-

You’re fake news.

We do a little... political discussion

Just thrown away the whole freezer at that point

Coworker left for a better job today

Let's just return Israel to Canaanite paganry

RULE OF 2

"Run! Run to the hills!" - Routing RTW units

She must've also lied about sharing her account :(

I'm Gonna Make You A Pizza You Can't Refuse

Paul Walker at a fan meet and greet cicra 2015

Sherman Firefly

They're not the same...

Nabisco really dropped the ball naming these

My One Year Old is an Aspiring Actress

based